#dr taub

[my-ny]

[migraine-haver1]

i HATE when people forget that Wilson is a cheater too. Like guys, none of these people are great, amazing, super human beings. They all suck. I love them for that.

[mrcrawly]

MORE things that actually happened in House MD in no particular order

i love this show. some minor, vague spoilers!!!

Wilson pretends to date a prostitute

House holds a patient hostage in an elevator

House makes a police officer drop his pants during a physical because the guy was profiling him

The police officer then spent the next several episodes attempting to ruin House's life in retaliation

Chase attempts to dominate a patient to get him to sign a consent form after the patient's dominatrix is arrested

House breaks an MRI machine by trying to put a really fat patient in it

House convinces a patient to sue Wilson

House breaks into a woman's computer to prove she's lying to her daughter

House and Cuddy manipulate a patient with Mirror Syndrome to determine who is dominant in their relationship

Wilson asks House to electrically stimulate his own hypothalamus (EXTREMELY DANGEROUS) to recall a memory from the deep recesses of his mind in hopes of saving a patient

A billionaire buys the hospital and fires Wilson for refusing to vote to fire House

House lies to the transplant committee to get a new heart for a bulimic woman

House performs a vaginal exam on a patient while trapped inside an elevator

House sabotages a former employee's interviews to prevent him from getting hired

Foreman leaves the medical malpractice department to go work at another hospital where he is fired for committing medical malpractice

House accuses his best friend of sleeping with the female version of himself (and neither of them deny it)

House wakes up a patient from a ten-year-long coma to go get him a sandwich

House lies to a pregnant woman and her husband on Christmas that she is going to have a medically anomalous virgin birth

House hires a woman to pretend to have an deadly neurological illness as revenge after Kutner opens an online second-opinion clinic in House's name

Foreman irradiates a woman's entire body and kills her

Foreman intentionally tries to infect Cameron with a deadly unidentified illness

Foreman breaks into Thirteen's house

House gives a crazed gunman back his weapon in order to find the right diagnosis for him

Thirteen gets injected with like six different drugs while being held hostage by aforementioned crazed gunman so he can prove that it's not poison

[funkythingsthatmyfriendssay]

House MD season 8 ending!!

you guys ever think about house only referencing dps when he’s accepting that robert sean leonard’s character is killing himself (yet again)

[cyborgnoodless]

i never shipped taubner (probably bc I never noticed them at all) but wtf this is fruit basket behaviour

why are they clutching one another like lovers? why is Taub the wife in this relationship?

[toxicyaoimd]

Pls why have I never seen this photo of their polycule 😭

[malpractisnt]

friendly reminder this is actually a canon scene.

thank you for tripping chi park.

anyways fairy princess taub youre my emotional support fever dream please persist in this mortal realm 🫷😔🫸

[whotftooktrell]

Such a cutie patootie