#taub

[gimmeabraig]

house md is awesome

[dailyhouse]

[brisingr-sword]

the funniest bits of house really ARE filmed like a mockumentary. the way the camera is moving around as taub awkwardly goes “um. i would like to buy some cocaine please” its SO giving the office

[oldmanffucker]

spaub (spoon taub)

[cartoon-goon02]

Hound MD whatever

[kaydncowboy]

my opinion on house MD ships:

hilson (house x wilson): perfection. absolute silly. me and my husband type stuff.

huddy (house x cuddy): ARGHHHHHHHH FOAMING AT THE MOUTH BC THEYRE BOTH SO ATTRACTIVE THEY NEED TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE 64 CHILDREN.

hudson (cuddy x house x wilson): ultimate poly ship. the ducklings see them making out and decide to take inspiration.

taubner (taub x kutner): silly!!!!!1!!!1!!1

cudson (cuddy x wilson) : house sees them kiss and goes on a full fucking rampage, foaming at the mouth screaming crying throwing up

ducklings (foreman x chase x cameron): they're the next hudson- chase is house, foreman is cuddy, cameron is wilson

camchase (cameron x chase): was cute while it lasted, but they weren't meant for each other.

choreman (chase x foreman): the Next Huddy™.

foreteen (foreman x thirteen): like camchase, was cute while it lasted.

[lovevampirism]

Once again I'm rewatching House MD and once again I've reached season 4 and I get to see my baby girl my pookie my princess Taub.

(ALSO THE DOUBLE MFING STANDARDS WILSON CHEATS AND HE'S LOVED BUT I SEE SO MUCH TAUB HATE LIKE WHAAAAAT)

Taub is CUTE. Taub is FUNNY. Taub is SMART. Taub is COMPLEX. Did I mention he's CUTE. Taub come home baby girl the kids miss you.

[if-i-were-perceived]

DON'T MURDER ME FOR THIS

taub is actually attractive imo I dislike ppl referring to him as the ugly side character sterotype 💔