#(is joke!)

[blackberryvulpine]

My hot take:

Dog breeds were created and standardized so that Etsy sellers would be able to churn out "I love my ___" silhouette merch.

[thanflowers]

sb: describe yourself in bed  elspeth: 

[nudityandnerdery]

There's two types of people in this world: people who need to look up the spelling of schadenfreude, and people who listened to Avenue Q too much.

Okay, fine, and German-speakers, three types of people.

[catgirltitties]

cant stand this dude @fresh2definitely