#is joke!

[blackberryvulpine]

My hot take:

Dog breeds were created and standardized so that Etsy sellers would be able to churn out "I love my ___" silhouette merch.

[thanflowers]

sb: describe yourself in bed  elspeth: 

[nudityandnerdery]

There's two types of people in this world: people who need to look up the spelling of schadenfreude, and people who listened to Avenue Q too much.

Okay, fine, and German-speakers, three types of people.

[fade-steppin]

dick so good i gotta read judith butler afterwards to make up for it

[autistic-council-spectre]

im gonna like go to an art college as one of the models and ask them to draw me to see where my proportions are supposed to be adkdgsgshaj

[catgroovical]

I failed high school because I smoked too much weed now i have a premium Snapchat where I show off my Hank hill ass and 2x4 tiddies for 11,000$ a month give me some fucking money so I can buy more weed

[goat-yells-at-everything]

“The Eighth Digidestined. He might be someone we know!”

Get out of here  with your sexist bullshit Tai.