#(it will come)

[rmflti]

dont worry guys i've cracked the code for berkly's first goal:

game against c*nucks tom = vince (#29) and canner (#19) and their dedication to scoring against said team

29 and 19.

catton's new jersey number 27.

2+7 = 9

therefore i conclude, berkly catton will get his first goal tomorrow, assisted by either or both vince and canner :)

[sleepypandazzz09]

Strange thought but Sebek’s dad is definitely a Isekai protagonist.

Think about it:

He pursued being a dentist in a place where humans are mostly hated probably because he thinks fae are super cool and he wants to help them cause they don’t have a dentist and he wants a challenge when it comes to dentistry

Not to mention his super hot fae wife who could break boulders with her bare hands

And the super scary grandpa he pisses his pants thinking about

Oh the trials of love he went through to get daddy baul’s approval

But truth be told his wife probably didn’t give Baul much of a choice

“Either you let me marry this human or I leave and never come back!”

He basically checks off all the boxes for Isekai protagonist except he’s not op or anything. He’s just living life how he wants to and now he’s happily married with 3 beautiful children.

If this was a manga I would definitely 20/10 read. The usual Isekai manga plots are getting old and their protagonists suck.

Maybe I’ll just make it myself.

[2randomfishperson]

Happy birthday to Fellow Honest

But I ran out time to prepared something birthday related and made this dumb comic

(artist note: 5/17/25)

[g3othermal3scapism]

i finished the bear!! all i have to say is give ayo edebiri an emmy, fuck claire, good for carmy, and if youre in line for the bear season five STAY IN LIIINEEE!!!

[bergamot-the-earl-of-grey]

my heart just explodes a little bit when i get a kudos email on an unfinished fic i haven’t touched in months. like idk how you found this but i love that you love it. i promise i’ll work on it again soon for you and all the other little weirdos who somehow found this buried in the depths of ao3.

[biggirlscantcry]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

CHAPTER 4 OF NTMA IS UP NOW!!!! 

CHECK THE TWs!!!!

poor stanley is going through it in this one. like more so than usual. got some good fighting and angst in this one yayyyyy!!!! (it might be the most violent thing i’ve written lol)

GO READ AND LEAVE A LIL COMMENT FOR ME!!!!! <3

love u all and happy reading!

[holnnetd]

Catfisher!König Part 3

Part 1, Part 2, ..., Part 4, Part 5 (is a question)

Meow meow, I can't sleep, so here is.....

PART THREE, YUPPIE

Warning: Suggestive content, brief mentions of pornography, low-key incel behaviour, some sex talk, just a guy being loser, a little stalker behavior, a little obsessive, please be 18 or older if you read this, or just don't tell me you're minor, I can't stop you from doing anything tbh.

This is only fiction, please remember.

Three months spend texting eachother, and the intentions slowly changed. Fuck, they changed vastly.

Who would have realised the guy that's formally know not to care for any female validation, that has very conservative views on women, and refuses to talk with women just because he believes he's better -fucking virgin ass- actually fell in love with a girl that he always mocked for dressing so feminine.

That's some funny shit if you ask me.

Haha, incel likes bimbo! Wohoho!

Ahem.

From just wanting nudes from the pretty girl, he started to get genuinely interested in every little aspect of your life. You got new textbooks? Those are his her favourites of course!

Woah, the new set of markers. Surely the saturation must be great on those, write his her name down in different colours just so she can see if it's really that great!

You went on a date? Girl, please. He was an asshole! He didn't open the café door for you? You REALLY should block him. Maybe date someone taller.

What does height have to do with opening doors? A lot, really! Please just date the tall guy in your school.

He was starting to fall down that comfortable blanket if lies do much he started to genuinely believe you are best friends. He started being nicer to you in person. Which caught you off guard.

Oh, he brought a delicious pastry for the class just because? What a coincidence, just yesterday you told Alexandria that it's your favourite!

The grown ass college student started to get swooned. Well, he is swooned.

And you two have grown so close over this time, it's just girl talk when the topic starts to go into sexual direction.

Surely asking what your favourite sex position is, is normal between friends. Yeah. He- I mean she enjoys sex shower. I mean shower sex. Ehm.

Surely, you would like it too! Yeah...

It came to a point that hey, what about a meet up?

He fucking stilled. A meet up??? With you? As someone who doesn't exist...?

And how does he get out of this mess now....

Tell the truth? Haha... No.

You couldn't ever look into his eyes if you found out the big weird austrian student that really loves war actually catfished you into giving him literally every information anyone needed to blackmail you.

Hold on...

Blackmail.

Information to blackmail.

Lol, did I promise you guys smut in part 3? Sorry guys, I get too yappy. 😇

I swear smut will come somewhere. Surely.

Yeah....

Part 1, Part 2, ..., Part 4, Part 5 (surely will come)