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dont understand why anyone would order home from starbucks,,,, just,,, boil water lol

#????#su.txt #its coffee

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#guess what im drinking #its coffee

Dad: Hey, you know those silver things I take to work everyday?

Me: What?

Dad: The things next to the flour in the kitchen??

Me: *understanding nothing but not wanting to say ‘what’ again* Yeah

Dad: There’s Silencer in them. Should be piping hot.

Me: *intrigued af* Silencer? Like...? *like a gun??? Piping hot??? Like STOLEN?? What sort of silver things—?!?*

Dad: The coffee we literally got yesterday? Called Silencer??

So anyways I have hot coffee out of nowhere and right when I needed it. I mean I thought I was being pulled into a Julian Bashir-esque spy conspiracy for a moment, but coffee is just as well

#meme #julian bashir #silencer coffee #its coffee #but mild #why would i even #i’ll drink it anyways #especially since i didnt hace to make it #i wish my life was more like one of bashirs holodeck programs #but i am just a penniless writer #maybe I’ll meet the male Satin #and then he’ll die on me from TB #in this year of our Chuck 2020 #Did i mention this was also a drunk post?

Hi I might need to bail/cancel a date today plz give me a good reason to tell him

#HAHA I REALIZED I DONT ACTUALLY WANT TO DATE RN #AND IM A FOOL FOR MAKING PLANS #also im a fool in general #its one date #its coffee #but everything in me is telling me not to go

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