Send me a ◑ for my muse to give yours some bad advice
"So, I've been reading about dinosaurs and dogs and... Other weird species. And I think I came up with a nice food regimen for tugboat."
"First, I'd recommend eggs. Although raw eggs are kinda disgusting, so why not deviled eggs? I'm certain he'd handle the spice. It might give his diet a nice kick! I can prepare some for him, if you'd like."
"Then of course meat. But Tugboat deserves more than raw meat. So, hear me out: how about a nice kebab with various rosted meats? Like, sausage, some ribs... I'd season it all with barbecue sauce, so it's not too dry in his mouth."
"And finally, I know apples are good to clean teeth, but they can be so bland. So how about candied apples? They got a nice crunch! And I think Tugboat is tough enough to break through the sugar crust in one bite!"