#(not srs)

[anarchistfrogposting]

In the medieval era I would be

Getting beaten by the vicar for stealing apples from his orchard

Dead in my infancy from an entirely preventable disease

Shovelling poop into a rickety wagon

A poor farmer that loses everything to famine

A universally disliked bard

Getting called a witch for spending too much time in the forest

Executed for poaching on crown lands

A steward/clerk who never goes outside

A sinful monk/nun

Dying of the plague

The sleep-deprived dungeon steward you sneak past in his slumber

Other (tell the class!)

Voting ended onSep 11, 2024

[suiine]

A fun (creepy?) Capon fact.

In the endgame, when the game loads at the Devil's Den after the last quest, Hans respawns off the edge of the map, way north of the archery range, alone, far away off in the woods.

He's right by the maypole outside the map that used to be the Midsommar easter egg. There's a lone cabin in the back.

Hereby I must conclude:

The cabin is Hans and Henry's "someplace more private" love spot.

He is finally returning to the Den at noon after sleeping off his night of amorous debauchery with Henry celebrating their Suchdol victory and boyfriend status change

They are conducting fertility rites to get Hans/Henry/both pregnant with a Leipa heir

Bonus:

My Lord is that your dagger glitching out erectedly or are you just pleased to see your squire?

[sickshigaraki]

disgusting vermin

quiero tacos al pastor, shitty sketch i hate his hair

[strudeljell]

oh Sam if only you were real

[avn95]

Miya Osamu under an umbrella

[pusangkambing]

If you hate her, you will die and go to hell❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[rambling-ides]

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