#(tbh fair)

[kerosiiniviini]

i had a dream where it had been proven fish are extremely smart. to demonstrate this on camera, a scientist gave a fish, that had been set onto a dry table, a gun. the fish then somehow managed to shoot the scientist, and dream-me's takeaway from that was the intelligence of species can be directly measured by how much they hate humans

[dullahandyke]

The rules of 2 euro eyeliner pencil are that u cant erase. If u fuck up u gotta make it bigger. Also sharpening is for wusses, one stroke should be a centimeter wide minimum

[antidotefortheawkward]

1999 Lotus Lantern Sun Wukong hanging out in some random cave all alone out in the middle of nowhere is so funny to me. It's so strangely out of character for him. Like, if post-pilgrimage he's not hanging out at HuaGuo Shan with his monkey family for whatever reason, surely as Victorious-in-Strife Buddha, he'd be hanging out in the Western Heaven or something at least. But no. Random cave alone. And then the first person he sees in literal years is a teenager who yells at him about not having a mom and he subsequently has a breakdown. Dude really was just having a mid-life crisis huh

[onceandfuturehimbo]

[anaalnathrakhs]

everyone sounds like theyre trying to clean their throats without anyone else notcing but fail at it HAJSJSJSJSJE

i was watching someone called squeezie i think

its about zoom

and everytime someone went "le zoom course" or some shit i just. burst out laughing im so sorry HAJJAKSJSHSHSHD LE ZOOM /lh

gklkrkfkd honnestly the throat thing is mostly him I think. Or maybe I’m just desensitized after hearing this language my whole life.

[ionlythinkofyou]

i like how black swan wasn’t the title song from mots:7 era but we decided to focus on it instead of o.n

[fiveoutofsixwives]

Someone buy me six tickets i wanna see it again ;-;