Dear Santa,
Dear Santa,
My daughters excel at giving me puppy eyes and I can't say no to them! Honestly they think you won't come to visit them if I don't write you, so, to make sure you visit our house this Christmas I'm writing you this letter.
If it's not too much to ask, please don't put coal in my kids' stockings! Also, if you can get their mom to wear this cute sexy little number I'd be in your debt you know! I mean, really in your debt, it's got red bows and lace and- wait no I'm going to keep that part to myself.
It would also be super swell if you can make sure Shangxiang or Yi aren't snooping around the tree on Christmas Eve looking for their gifts!
Milk and Cookies are on the counter apparently,Sun Ce.











