#*brian

[brianthepeacock]

🦚 😥

@therealaaronburr1836

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it’s been years and brian still can’t play the piano

[peach-pot]

love that Vang0 canonically hates Burger’s van. like I am going to ignore this fact in any and all fics I write but thank you Brian for your dumbass take I guess.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i had two dreams about always sunny last night.

1. dennis, mac, and dee were pretending to be a “throuple” (their words) in order to get a french security guard to let them use some secret fancy VIP bathrooms in a train station, but a wrench was thrown in their plans when the security guard decided he wanted to be part of their “polycule” (his words). this plot was not resolved by my subconscious.

2. i was holding a very soft and sleepy puppy but then he started wiggling around like he wanted to get down. i was very offended at the puppy’s rejection so i said to him “well! far be it from me to keep the flower of you from flourishing” before letting him jump down and run off.

[gamepack]

bjorn never sleeps he’s literally always at clubs and trying to get brian to come with him. this is the second time brian has folded and he’s kinda glad he did

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it’s been a long road...

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so tara is FINALLY making friends, even if it’s just the kid next door. they still literally only know how to talk about star trek, but she doesn’t seem to mind

(natasha belongs to @gussiebell <3<3)