#*bwb

[damselinsandals]

FMK, or whatever they're calling it, Wed, Bed, Behead... Hades, Peg, me.

Jeez, you’re makin’ it too easy.

Behead Hades - although that’s way too kind, he deserves somethin’ much worse. Bed Peg, can’t deal with all that drama she drags around.

Then that leaves you, The Almighty Future King of Disney. I’d be an idiot not to ‘wed’ ya, wouldn’t I?

[slipperprince-blog]

Phillip, Anna, or that mysterious pretty girl I heard you had a good night with?

Haha, wow that seems to be the gossip of the city right now, doesn’t it?

I would wed her – I know, too soon? But she seemed really sweet, and you have your eye on Anna so I’ll take a leaf out of Poca’s book and give you her instead of the whole beheading.

And then bed Phillip.

[ladyarendelle]

Phillip, Charming, or myself!

Hans! Oh I’d wed you, bed Phillip well this is awkward oh and I’d have to behead Charming because I said I’d bed him to Odette, it’s only fair!

[ladyarendelle]

Okay, so! Charming, Phillip, that Hans fellow people keep mentioning, if you know him, me if you don't!

Oh I know him, I’d marry him! Oh – Wed. I’d wed him. Um bed Charming because he didn’t say he’d behead me to my face, goodness… Men these days…

Oh and behead Phillip! Revenge for beheading us, right!

[slipperprince-blog]

So, on your end, Phillip, Eric, or ... I dunno, Aurora, say?

Oh my, okay.

I’d bed Eric, wed Phillip, mainly because he actually hasn’t been married before and then, I feel dreadful saying this, but I’d have to behead Aurora.

[damselinsandals]

Aladdin, Flynn Rider, and–Ooh that Adonis guy. You know him dontcha?

Send my apologies to Al, ‘cause that kid is way too skinny for me – Wait, Adonis?

– Forget that, I’d behead Adonis. Marry Flynn, gotta make him happy for once and that means I’d bed Aladdin.

[damselinsandals]

Me, me with blonde hair, me with a goatee

Jeez, ya make this hard, don’t you?

I guess I’ll say bed you with a goatee, marry you and behead you with blonde hair, ‘cause I’m afraid that’s not a look you can pull off, Rider.

[mariebonfamille-blog]

me, thomas, and alice CHOOSE CAREFULLY MARIE THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT DECISION

MELODY!

This is difficult, but I could not possibly behead Alice or Thomas…

I would marry you, I suppose bed Alice but I cannot behead Thomas!