okay because if I was with my boyfriend on literal MOUNT DOOM and, while my finger had just been bitten off, and we’d just climbed up said MOUNT DOOM and almost died in progressively more brutal ways TWENTY TIMES in the last HALF A YEAR, he turned to me, and instead of professing his undying love he said if he ever got to marry someone it would NOT HAVE BEEN ME OHHHHHH THAT WOULD BE A CRASH OUT FOR THE AGES I WOULD JUMP OFF OUR LITTLE ROCK SEE YA YEAHHH YOU GO MARRY YOUR GIRL I CAN PUT RIBBONS IN MY HAIR TOO FFS-














