#*facedesk*

[dangerpronebuddie]

Realizing I have to rewatch the episode probably multiple times for this silly little (long ass) fic is gonna be torture. Excruciating even.

[brokeartskid]

ALARMINGLY GAY SHIT I DID AS A KID BUT WAS STILL OBLIVIOUS ABOUT IT AND THOUGHT I WAS STRAIGHT:

So like every other girl, I had an obsession with barbies. Had tons of them in fact, bought them at every opportunity I got. My favs were cali girl barbie and pet vet barbie

I particularly loved cali girl cause her hair was scented and smelled like chocolate cream.

Yeah now imagine a dusty ass 6 year old constantly taking a whiff of cali barbie's hair. FOOKING WEIRD ASS BITCH.

I also had a burning desire to have her hair cut short like a dude, but my mom never let me so I was stuck with long ass hair. (This probably led to the development of my ideal Type™)

Anyways, these two beautifully crafted babes were girlfriends (in the innocent girl+friend way). However, they also had other girl friends which included:

STELLA FROM WINX CLUB

AND TWO BALLERINAS WHOSE NAMES I DON'T REMEMBER!?!?!!

Scenarios I often played out were "picnics" aka dates, surf competitions, horse racing/riding, ballet shows and saving the dumb ballerinas who almost always got teleported to the winx club universe.

I also never bought any Ken/male dolls for some reason. It never even crossed my mind. I only ever wanted barbies, strictly female. Once my parents even asked to get me "boyfriend for barbie" and my 6 year old self, shocked beyond belief retorted "shE hAss gIrlFrieNdSss, hOww dAreee yOUuuu"

Like yo, that.... That shits gay babe, that’s just gay

And so, my 6 year old self was a flaming poly homosexual without knowing what it was only to turn into a homophobic asswipe of a 12 year old later on....

[ferocioushonesty]

So because I’m a menace who should be stopped, I’ve been making a list of characters or a modern-based multimuse. (They can’t just share with the historicals, right?) Trouble is, I can only come up with Jed Bartlet and a gaggle of Harry Potter muses, which is a weird mix.

[shard-kilamarii]

My mind is in such angsty corners today OvO

To try and type them out... Or not to try and type them out... hmmmmmmmm.

[tenchikothefangirl]

Baby Shopping’s Fun

Henry and Dianne Batim from @ask-joeydrewstudios are expecting a baby this month, and I can attest to the fact that shopping for onesies is the best part of baby shopping. You can literally google a n y t h i n g and you’ll probably find something related to your topic available in a onesie. It’s amazing!

((...Literally all I post art-wise these days is either crappy doodle dumps or @ask-joeydrewstudios​ content, and I’m not even sorry. I am, however, sorry that I plowed through one movie, one radio drama, two audio books, three+ live streams, and about half of my “Awesome Tunes” playlist while putting this together.))

[proudtoehaver]

Like... that person straight up said that two Black women were “endangering marginalized people” and “too absolutist” because they didn’t use language nuanced enough for their liking...

*flies off into the sun*

[winchestersroadhouse]

Don't know exactly why, but I just... feel like... reading some Cardinal Copia fanfics tonight?? Is there anyone here who can recommend me one or two (or dozens, it really doesn't matter to me... XD)??

[trisscar368]

I put sugar in my soup instead of my tea.

I am awake.