Never Readier

Maggie. she/her. 🌈 Demisexual. 18+ only. Buddie shipper. Any and all complaints should be directed to my manager @shiriki-utundu I_still_dont_understand_13 on ao3 (icon by @daffi-990

[dangerpronebuddie]

I think it's time for a new tag list! We've changed our urls so much I can hardly keep track anymore, so! We're gonna do things a little different. Hopefully I can keep better track of y'all! 😊

If you would like to be tagged for WIP games and snippets, interact with this post.

If you'd like to be tagged for only ao3 posts, interact with this post.

If you'd like to be tagged for my art (it's rare but it happens lmao), interact with this post.

The whole kit and caboodle? Interact with this post right here!

Please note: my dear mutuals, y'all are getting tagged either way. Alas, you are stuck with me. 🥰

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

[werewolf-transgenderism]

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

[werewolf-transgenderism]

great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

[wandering-aloneo-o]

@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

[markscherz]

95 at present, more on the way :)

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,806 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don’t cry. 7,817 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet autism 💖

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,836 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,864 species of frog in the world, yay!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,935 species of frog in the world, yippeeeeee

[werewolf-transgenderism]

HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️

[tweetsongs]

imagining chris also being a hangry lil guy and eddie one day looking at him sulking and him and buck trying to coax him into eating something and afterwards going 'man that was like pulling teeth, i don't know where he gets that' with zero irony and buck just stares at him incredulously for like a full minute.

[neuronary]

"the only difference between a cult and a religion is the scale"

NO. NO IT ISN'T. THIS IS WHAT THE CULTS WANT YOU TO THINK IT IS NOT TRUE. THERE ARE RELIGIONS THAT ARE NOT CULTS AND CULTS THAT ARE NOT RELIGIOUS AND YOU MUST LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

[circledwithaheart]

💦🌾

-soup

Hi @soupfic!

🌾 - what makes this fic grow? What do you need to make it grow?

This is the one I'm working on most consistently at this point. It's over 5.5k, I'm chipping away at it when the trifecta of time, energy, motivation decide to appear together. I will say all of your enthusiastic reblogs have been a huge help and I appreciate that greatly.

Just for you, a fresh snippet 💖

Eddie moves his mouth lower, kissing a spot on Buck's clavicle. Marking him, right where everyone will see if Buck wants them to. And he does, wishes he could have it tattooed there as a permanent memento of their time together. He’ll have to revisit that idea later. Thoughts are all but impossible once Eddie tugs the neckline of his tank top down, taking one of Buck’s nipples in his mouth, sucking and swirling his tongue. When he decides the first one has had enough attention, he switches to the other, giving it the same treatment. Buck has never considered the possibility of coming from nipple play alone. Suddenly, he’s extremely invested in finding out if Eddie could get him there. “Fuck, Eds.” “Eventually. Be patient.”

ask me about my WIPs

[circledwithaheart]

WIP Wednesday

got tagged today by @spotsandsocks for a fun little ask game. Thank you lovely 💖

tagging @soupfic @eddiesstabwound back if you wanna play ☺️

🌾 - what makes this fic grow? What do you need to make it grow?

🐄 - what trope do you feel like you're milking in this particular fic?

⏳ - spend some time on the fic, this could be editing, or writing, or making a mood board or social media post

🔏 - have you experienced writer's block on this fic? Is it over or are you still trying to unlock it?

🚜 - write something completely unrelated to any of the WIPs but related to the emoji the tractor dropped off.

💩 - what do you like least about this WIP?

❓ - what even is this? Tell me about it

I have more WIPs than I should but here we go

💦 kink club hookup (Buddie)

🧜‍♂️ Mer!Buck (Buddie)

☀️ weather & time (separated lovers Buddie with a hefty dose of angst)

🎥 Buddie actor au

🎖️ Teddie WW2 fic

🪩 Mirrorball wip (Buddie)

🧠 amnesia Buck (Buddie)

🐝 Bridgerton AU (Buddie)

📝 You’re where I wanna go (late 1800s Buddie + QPR Buck & Lucy)

💔 TSoA coma Eddie

🔪 murderer Maddie (eventual Madney)

🔮 witch!Eddie (Buddie)

np tagging @dangerpronebuddie @bekkachaos @daffi-990 @stereopticons @greencreekwolf @dr-shortsighted-owl @giddyupbuck @elvensorceress @monsterrae1 @thelikesofus @bi-buckrights @diazsdimples @rodeoboxseats @lemonzestywrites @midsummersmorn @whatwouldeddiedo @honestlydarkprincess @rainbow-nerdss @theotherbuckley @inell @super-powerful-queen-slayyna @keeperofdragons @sintari @911varietyposts @ladydorian05 @your-catfish-friend @thewolvesof1998 @damnit-buck @cathcer1984 @fanficmanic @minalover @sassay-fox @sunsetkinard @tommykinard @poledancingghostson and anyone else who wants to play 😘

[spotsandsocks]

WIP Wednesday

Tagged by the amazing @exhuastedpigeon 😘

🌾 - what makes this fic grow? What do you need to make it grow?

🐄 - what trope do you feel like you're milking in this particular fic?

⏳ - spend some time on the fic, this could be editing, or writing, or making a mood board (or social media post 🫣)

🔏 - have you experienced writer's block on this fic? Is it over or are you still trying to unlock it?

🚜 - write something completely unrelated to any of the WIPs but related to the emoji the tractor dropped off.

💩 - what do you like least about this WIP?

My writing is intermittent these days and not many wips but I do have

Hollonov bodyguard/ballet au 🩰

Buddie/911 highwayman au 🌕

Eddie memory loss pressured dead 😵

Something about how Shane hates Troy Barrett when they’re in Ottawa cos he got an easy coming out story 😡

And in the loosest possible sense my hopes and dreams about a sequel to GKSP 🐉⚔️🏰

Send something my way if you are inclined and I shall respond if also inclined 😉

@dangerpronebuddie @daffi-990 @hippolotamus @bekkachaos @bi-buckrights @greencreekwolf @thelikesofus @diazsdimples @chaosandwolves

And anyone who has wips they want to be inspired about 💜

[tvuniverse]

9-1-1 -> 4x13 Suspicion // 8x09 Sob Stories

[luna-azzurra]

Something nobody prepares you for is that the better you get at writing the harder it becomes. beginners write freely because they don't know enough to know what's wrong. then you learn. and suddenly you can see every single flaw in real time as you're making it and you have to write anyway while your own brain is in the corner going "that's a weak verb. that transition is lazy. you've used that word three times." getting good at this is mostly just getting better at ignoring yourself.

[ariaste]

Something that nobody prepares you for if you're in the "writing is hard" spot is that it gets easier again if you push through and keep learning. Yes, you've learned a lot already and you are seeing every flaw in real time as you're making it and you have to ignore yourself and write it anyway--

And then one day you start see the flaws before you make them, you ANTICIPATE flaws that could come up ten or twenty or fifty pages from now, like fucking up your tension, or a character needing to be more interesting and dynamic, or a plotline feeling shaky and disconnected... And you already know what you need to do to fix them. You've got the tools in your toolbox, and you've practiced with them to know what's going to work and what you need to do instead. You've learned enough to smell the storm on the wind before there's a cloud in the sky, and so you can adjust your course to avoid them.

Presumably, after that, it does get harder again, and then easier, and then harder. It's just weather.

[eibbud]

proud 2 b me

[veliseraptor]

can't believe it's only tuesday. it feels like it should be at least wednesday and honestly really thursday

[mikkeneko]

Happy feels like it should be at least wednesday and honestly really thursday tuesday

[circledwithaheart]

Teddie Tuesday 🎖️

it's still Tuesday for a few more hours. Not here, but somewhere. Anyway, have a little more of Eddie gearing up for a minor panic attack finishing out his work day 💖

Now that he’s stateside, people fall over themselves to commend him for his bravery, for serving his country. He appreciates and despises it in equal measure. Particularly when he imagines how shocked those same people would be if they knew he had the audacity to fall in love while he was at it. And not with some pretty nurse or foreign beauty. Jesus, if they knew he was a- No. He shakes his head, as if it’ll make him forget. It won’t. It never does. Instead, he’ll excuse himself for coffee–what passes for it anyway–and tuck everything away again until quitting time. According to his watch, it’s just after 3 pm. Only two more hours. He's survived worse.

The whistle blows at five, and Eddie might just tear his skin off if he doesn't get to fresh air in the next ten seconds. He manages to neatly store his pens, ink, and ruler, then carefully divides his work into piles for tomorrow. Finished. Unfinished. Neat, orderly, not a corner out of place.

np tagging some fellow Teddie enjoyers @dangerpronebuddie @diazsdimples @acesartemis @your-catfish-friend @cathcer1984 @fanficmanic @sunsetkinard @sassay-fox @tommykinard @bi-buckrights @lemonzestywrites @midsummersmorn @bekkachaos @911varietyposts @thekristen999 @polyfirefly and any other EddieTommy folks who wanna share what you’re working on 😘

[demisexualdiaz]

Buck and Eddie + 🌈

(3x10, 3x18, 4x06, 6x10, 7x04, 7x06, 8x08, 9x13)

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[bruzum]

[lastvalyrian]

This is literally what people are talking about when they say AI will be used to mainstream widely held bigotry. LLMs are trained on frequency and probability -> straight relationships are more well represented in the dataset -> straight pronouns and terms become the "correct" normal.

This is a form of backdoor bigotry from both normative facts (there are more straight than gay relationships) and well represented bigoted beliefs (men are superior to women).

Combine this with the mass of people inclined to believe (and being encouraged to believe) that if AI says and does something it must be correct

[depsidase]

[marz-rm]

Domestic Buddie for my weak lil heart ❤️

Remind you of the 50% sale off on my patreon till the end of June!