#*gryffindor

[classpectingshitposts]

Knights are griffindor, they have all the bravery and none of the brain cells.

THERE it is

~mod morning

[thepotternet]

Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus (”Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon”)

Hogwarts Houses as paintings of ladies + flowers

[wildehacked]

notarealestatemogul

replied to your post:

“send me a character & I’ll answer the following about them!”

:

has to be cesare borgia, like c'mob

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff  Cesare and Machiavelli both would really, really like you to believe that Cesare is a Slytherin. And he could almost be one! He’s so ambitious, and he’s so cunning, and he loves power almost as much as he loves his sister! BUT. BUT BUT BUT. Despite all of that. My guy is a Gryffindor to the BONE. I’m only going to give one exhibit, but I feel like it’s more than enough. In Forlí, Cesare:  -hugged micheletto’s mama (this isn’t relevant, I just need to remind you that this happened) -recklessly let himself be manipulated into hooking up with a political enemy -IMPULSIVELY STABBED GIOVANNI SFORZA TO DEATH. -BECAUSE GIOVANNI SFORZA SAID LIKE ONE RUDE THING ABOUT LUCREZIA TO HIS FACE.  -STABBED HIM NOT ONCE NOT TWICE BUT LIKE TEN TIMES.  -”He fell onto a knife that Cesare happened to be holding.” -----STRAIGHT UP MERRY MURDERESS’D HIM -ran like a maniac out of the castle, pursued by screaming maids and angry soldiers, covered in blood, probably reeking of sex, in a flat panic because -HE WAS SENT TO FORLI TO NEGOTIATE WITH CATHERINA SFORZA, AND INSTEAD HE STARTED A GODDAMN WAR  -BECAUSE HE COULDN’T HELP HIMSELF FROM STABBING A MAN TEN TIMES -came home and collapsed into a confession booth with his face dead white like “DAD I FUCKED UP”  Gryffindor.

best quality: He’s incredibly clear-eyed about the villainy and hypocrisy of his world, his own very much included. (But he doesn’t let that strong moral compass get in the way of ANYTHING.)  worst quality: He’s got a reckless, ruinous hunger in him, and he knows it. Sometimes he tries to control it, and sometimes he doesn’t. He’s monstrously greedy--he wants more power, he wants more control, he wants to utterly own the people he loves. Look at the destructive, selfish way he’s protective of his family + his family’s interests, even setting the incest aside. (LOOK AT JUAN’S DEATH.) Look at Ursula. Look at Micheletto. Theme song: if I had a heart (which is deceptively titled, because he DOES have a heart, and that is the whole problem. but, like: this will never end/cause I want more/more, give me more/give me more.)  ship them with: Lucrezia, Micheletto.  brotp them with: Machiavelli, JUAN. I mean, okay. Juan is a piece of shit, but he’s Cesare’s actual brother, and thinking about how much they actually did love each other before Cesare murdered the fuck out of him fills me with SO. MUCH. JOY. Also fuck it, I love Cesare’s relationship with Rodrigo, the fucked up frustrating thing that it is. And Vanozza! He has a great relationship with Vanozza, too.  needs to stay away from: Ursula Bonadeo.  misc. thoughts: You know that reckless, exhilarated grin he gets when he’s on the edge of something really stupid and dangerous and cruel and he knows it’s going to pay off*? It’s the “the pope is my confessor” grin, it’s the “these cannon are fake” grin, it’s the “these wagons of medici gold sure are sexy and mine” grin.  That’s real hot. 

[goobshark]

80% slytherin damn I knew it

[douubles]

i know dan is a slytherin and pj is a ravenclaw but idk what phil is

[addiedolohov]

I love being in situations where I feel like I'm in trouble.

Stephen Colbert