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Ted Lasso | 1x09 "All Apologies"

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Hey, Ted, it's me. I was a bit worried about you today. Hope you're okay. If you need me, just please do give me a call.

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She's got some fences, all right, but you just gotta hop over them.

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Hey, here's a little trick of the trade.

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All this vernacular. Gonna be tough.

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I used to think his blunt honesty was noble rather than what it really is. Which is just ... the cruelest way of hiding his own insecurities. He'd say wear this, eat that. And I listened.

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I'm glad I caught you. I brought you a little something. Cookies. Or as y'all call them here, biscuits, right? Though I do not recommend you smother these in gravy.

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I want you to be grateful that you’re going through this sad moment with all these other folks. Because I promise you, there is something worse out there than being sad, and that is being alone and being sad. Ain’t nobody in this room alone.