#*patrick

[velvetcloak]

Hey y'all! I'm currently making a new playlist titled 'gentle love mix'. Can you type that into your Spotify and let me know the first song on your playlist?

:D

[rinnysmuses]

me: goes with a team of rean/juju/emma/fie

patrick: i will NOT fight against women it is our duty as men to *some out dated bullshit*

alisa: UGH

laura: still available to use

me: PUTS LAURA IN WITH ELLIOT

patrick: NO ONLY MEN

me: FINE

me: chooses rean/juju/elliot/gaius

me: HAPPY

patrick: no i refuse to fight against an albarea

me: YEAH OFC U WOULD FUCKER]

[corneliaavenue]

Cursed day for quarterbacks I care about

[margseliserobbie]

*On The Card*  

Happy Birthday, Barbie!  

💜💜💜, 

Sarah, Pat, and the kids!  

[but-a-humble-selfshipper]

You know I do have the recollection of a time L.L. and Patty spent like a few days together fucking and killing like a deranged blood orgy which ended up being pretty intimate for the pair bc they saw eye to eye like never before in a sense of fully naked fully exposed. But I also remember L.L. getting emotional and telling Patrick he'd come back with them. He'd come back to the apartments and he'd lose his status and his money but he'd be free. And they knew he'd not follow but they wanted him to know that option existed that he'd choose to end this cycle. I think that was the last time they saw each other, too (unless L.L. fucked that decapitated head after that). Can't find any written record of it though.

[watchthekittycatcher]

Now the question is how do I turn this album into food so I can eat it and consume it properly

[but-a-humble-selfshipper]

Patrick Bateman would love to sit with me and watch fucked up murder videos with me