#*skype bullshit

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[10:14:25 PM] weenie sam: holy shit warrior cats was a real thing

[10:14:28 PM] weenie sam: THAT FUCKING BOOK COVER

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{gross la ug hter}

[12:50:10 PM] Ari: omg can you imagine them meeting tho just

[12:50:19 PM] Ari: the flicker of recognition in aylen's eyes

[12:50:23 PM] Ari: and then the fuRY

[12:50:28 PM] Ari: like in her mind she's just

[12:50:34 PM] the best fuckin king: Geoff trying to pick her up

[12:50:46 PM] Ari: om  f g

[12:50:51 PM] the best fuckin king: and getting so many bloody noses and bruises

[12:51:17 PM] the best fuckin king: i mean hey he's the leader of the rebellion but he's a teenager too

[12:51:21 PM] Ari: jaioi sjoifs

[12:51:31 PM] Ari: sh'e d be so upset she doesn't wanna have anything to do with him

[12:51:47 PM] the best fuckin king: he goes out of his way to be seen with her omfg

[12:51:49 PM] Ari: during training she's always telling him to get lost and avoids him at all cos ts

[12:51:53 PM] Ari: anD HE JUST KEEPS COMING ARUOND

[12:51:57 PM] Ari: THREE DAYS STRAIGHT OF JUST

[12:52:03 PM] Ari: GEOFF POPPING UP EVERYWHERE

[12:52:18 PM] the best fuckin king: complete with the /shittest/ pickup lines you can imagine

[12:52:36 PM] Ari: so much sighing and deadpanned glares just

[12:52:39 PM] Ari: this is so wonderful omg

[12:52:53 PM] the best fuckin king: "Hey, come here often"

[12:53:15 PM] the best fuckin king: (that one gets him a new black eye)

[12:53:37 PM] Ari: mentors don't even try to stop them bc they think it's cute and funny

[12:54:03 PM] Ari: ayLEN peeking around halls before walking through them because she doesn't want to run into him

[12:54:10 PM] Ari: he pops up from behind her and just lauGHS

[12:54:29 PM] Ari: (which gets him another punch right in the face)

[12:55:14 PM] the best fuckin king: geoff's cracking laughter haunts her at night

[12:55:59 PM] the best fuckin king: (he just doesn't bother to hide the bruises and because of how carefree he is it starts to rub off on the other tributes)

[12:56:04 PM] the best fuckin king: (all part of a plan)

[12:56:46 PM] the best fuckin king: he gets teased about his "girlfriend" beating him up but he'd rather have that then the usual angery and stony silence

[12:57:18 PM] Ari: adfoijmasiower

[12:57:19 PM] Ari: aoijf

[12:57:20 PM] Ari: sdjiDIJ

[12:57:35 PM] Ari: because that's the only thing she would give him after that intial punch when they first met

[12:57:54 PM] Ari: and he knows she's capable of so much more and he wants to break down that hardy shell she keeps around herself

[12:58:10 PM] Ari: intially for the rebellion and plan (because man she'd make an amazing ally)

[12:58:26 PM] Ari: but as time goes on he does it for himself

[12:58:30 PM] the best fuckin king: (iTS SO HOPEFUL AND ALMOST HAPPY ATMOSPHERE IN THE TRAINING CENTER BECAUSE OF GEOFF)

[12:58:43 PM] Ari: because he wants to see past that unfeeling facet she keeps so well guarded

[12:59:02 PM] the best fuckin king: yeah yeah and his whole plan is to make friends w/ as many people as he can

[1:02:43 PM] the best fuckin king: see they're almost inverses

[1:03:29 PM] the best fuckin king: geoff puts on that super happy and cheerful facade with a bottle in one hand and crooked smile on his face as he doesn't bother to train he just cracks jokes and hits on people (he's actually looking for allies)

[1:17:18 PM] the best fuckin king: gross laughter over 18 year old geoff

[1:17:32 PM] Ari: wait is that

[1:17:35 PM] Ari: legit

[1:17:38 PM] Ari: 18 year old geoff

[1:17:40 PM] the best fuckin king: yes

[1:17:45 PM] Ari: omf  g

[1:17:51 PM] Ari: where di d you find that I'm

[1:18:19 PM] the best fuckin king: off griffons instagram

[1:18:58 PM] the best fuckin king: his ears are so big and just omfg

[1:19:03 PM] Ari: bless griffon ramsey

[1:19:06 PM] the best fuckin king: imagine that hitting on alyen

[1:19:11 PM] Ari: that fucking pose I'm

[1:19:17 PM] Ari: the po SE THO

[1:19:20 PM] Ari: hand under chin

[1:19:22 PM] the best fuckin king: in exactly thatpose too

[1:19:29 PM] Ari: [insert bad cheesy pick up line]

[1:19:35 PM] the best fuckin king: he leans on one of the tables

[1:19:41 PM] Ari: u FKC

[1:19:44 PM] the best fuckin king: straight up deadpans

[1:19:52 PM] the best fuckin king: "So, come here often?"

[1:20:12 PM] Ari: stares at him for a second

[1:20:32 PM] Ari: "not anymore."

[1:20:50 PM] the best fuckin king: ahahahahah

[1:21:25 PM] the best fuckin king: ye a h im gonna go w/ little stubble/clean shaven older geoff for this bc jfc that face

[1:22:07 PM] Ari: I'gm ogn a piss myself tbh

[1:22:15 PM] Ari: cough up a lung from laughing so har d asodfija

[1:22:46 PM] the best fuckin king: my girlfriends yelling at me to stop laughing bc shes trying to tell me about her angel au

[1:23:05 PM] Ari: did u show her the fa ce tho

[1:23:11 PM] the best fuckin king: im showing her rn

[1:23:23 PM] Ari: GOOD

[1:26:12 PM] the best fuckin king: there is  nothing but laughter thank god for 18 year old geoff

[1:26:35 PM] Ari: bless 18 year old geoff

[1:28:34 PM] the best fuckin king: so now we have the delimma of fatherly geoff or tries to get w/ alyen geoff

[1:29:01 PM] Ari: hm

[1:29:05 PM] Ari: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[1:29:10 PM] Ari: wow that's a bummer geoff

[1:29:11 PM] Ari: aylen is

[1:29:14 PM] Ari: //u h//

[1:29:20 PM] Ari: gonNA LET YOU DECIDE THAT FRIEND SHE'S HONESTLY JUST LIKE

[1:29:23 PM] Ari: "BYE"

[1:29:28 PM] Ari: ABout the entire thing to everyone

[1:29:37 PM] Ari: that's honestly hella awkward tho omg

[1:29:45 PM] the best fuckin king: laughter

[1:29:47 PM] Ari: internal turmoil with geoff

[1:30:08 PM] the best fuckin king: he just gets shut down so hard he becomes a father figure instead

[1:30:33 PM] Ari: 8IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[1:30:39 PM] Ari: sheds tear

[1:30:47 PM] Ari: sheds multiple tears tbh

[1:30:48 PM] the best fuckin king: father-zoned

[1:31:00 PM] Ari: oh mgy od

[1:31:08 PM] Ari: thaT'S WOR S E

[1:31:15 PM] Ari: THAT'S SO MUCH WORSE THAN NAYTHING I'M

[1:32:28 PM] the best fuckin king: l au ghs

[1:32:55 PM] Ari: I feel bad for geoff tho aylen's so much more aggressive in this verse and he just

[1:33:05 PM] Ari: tak e s the beating by trying to get near her

[1:33:10 PM] Ari: anD FOR PREVIOUSLY BEING A PEACEKEEPER

[1:33:18 PM] Ari: aka the people who broke her rib

[1:33:22 PM] Ari: rest in peace

[1:33:25 PM] the best fuckin king: oh my god yes

[1:33:57 PM] the best fuckin king: and the worst thing he wasnt even really?? a peacekeeper like he refused to actively be a peacekeeper but she doesn't know that

[1:34:11 PM] Ari: she just saw him among the ranks and it just

[1:34:17 PM] Ari: riles an involuntary hatred in her

[1:34:18 PM] Ari: w o w

[1:34:25 PM] Ari: geoff leads a hard life I'm sorry

[1:35:04 PM] the best fuckin king: pffft naw tbh he had it really well off he's a cocky shit

[1:40:06 PM] the best fuckin king: so how does the shift from "hating geoff" to "father figure geoff" go

[1:40:28 PM] Ari: well I mean

[1:42:11 PM] Ari: aylen's been pretty isolated her entire life, due to her own audacious personality and how disliked was in general during school 'cause of her constant brawls with her classmates. and the only person who did kinda like her was her crazy aunt who was utterly obsessed with the games (something aylen did not side with at all), so for someone like geoff to waltz in and incessantly try to befriend her, while annoying and irksome and completely uncalled for, it does warm her cold heart deeep deep down.

[1:42:23 PM] Ari: so outwardly she's gonna be super stoic and rude and stuff

[1:42:36 PM] Ari: but really she does think fondly of him internally

[1:42:40 PM] Ari: a big lovable idiot tbh

[1:42:41 PM] Ari: uvu

[1:42:49 PM] the best fuckin king: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[1:43:37 PM] Ari: basically geoff is her

[1:43:37 PM] Ari: first

[1:43:38 PM] Ari: friend

[1:43:40 PM] Ari: sO I MEAN

[1:43:41 PM] Ari: BE

[1:43:42 PM] Ari: SHE'S GONNA

[1:43:44 PM] Ari: PROTECTIVE????

[1:43:50 PM] Ari: especially with michael like she

[1:43:52 PM] Ari: and he are not

[1:44:13 PM] Ari: gonna get along at all when michael fatally wounds geoff and he's barely hanging on she's gonna fuckin snap

[1:44:33 PM] the best fuckin king: ahahahahahahaahah hella

[1:44:40 PM] the best fuckin king: (so much violence)

[1:44:57 PM] Ari: crie s tbh

[1:45:12 PM] Ari: idk if it'll turn into anything past friendship but

[1:45:19 PM] Ari: she does really care for him!!!

[1:45:24 PM] Ari: and does really hat e michael uvu

[1:46:35 PM] the best fuckin king: which sets the stage for s o  m u c h  pain

[1:46:57 PM] Ari: I hone s tly didn't

[1:47:01 PM] Ari: ask for any of this

[1:47:05 PM] Ari: you guys spRUNG THIS ON ME

[1:48:22 PM] the best fuckin king: im sorry

[1:48:24 PM] the best fuckin king: (not)

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[11:02:23 PM] --- ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ || gavin: get the matches [11:02:25 PM] --- ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ || gavin: we're [11:02:29 PM] --- ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ || gavin: starting a cam p fire

[11:02:39 PM] the best fuckin king: mmmm geoff wood [11:02:43 PM] the best fuckin king: smells like regret

[11:02:49 PM] --- ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ || gavin: ahh yes [11:02:52 PM] --- ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ || gavin: the freshly pine scent [11:02:53 PM] --- ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ || gavin: of [11:02:54 PM] --- ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ || gavin: despair [11:02:54 PM] --- ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ || gavin: and agony

[11:03:17 PM] the best fuckin king: and pity [11:04:03 PM] the best fuckin king: with a hint of remorse

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[9:58:19 PM] --- ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ || gavin: just listen to the wedding bells chime in the distance

[9:58:44 PM] the best fuckin king: ding ding bitches [9:58:49 PM] the best fuckin king: hope u like kids

[9:58:56 PM] --- ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ || gavin: kids [9:59:04 PM] --- ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ || gavin: I don't know gAVIN WITH KIDS???

[9:59:16 PM] the best fuckin king: no [9:59:19 PM] the best fuckin king: our kid [9:59:21 PM] the best fuckin king: is gonna be

[9:59:27 PM] --- ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ || gavin: well nevermind pretty good with millie though

[9:59:27 PM] the best fuckin king: the fucked up child [9:59:28 PM] the best fuckin king: of [9:59:31 PM] the best fuckin king: our aus

[9:59:34 PM] --- ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ || gavin: oh gOD [9:59:39 PM] --- ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ || gavin: tHAT'S A REALLY FUCKED UP KID THOUGH

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[8:19:51 PM] ♔ ━ ＭＯＧＡＲ: LMFAO HAHAHA

[8:19:56 PM] ♔ ━ ＭＯＧＡＲ: OH MY GOD SORRY I WAS PLAYIGN A FLASH GAME

[8:20:01 PM] ♔ ━ ＭＯＧＡＲ: pfff yeah that diamond sword i need to make smaller

[8:20:02 PM] ♔ ━ ＭＯＧＡＲ: heeee

[8:20:13 PM] ♔ ━ ＭＯＧＡＲ: uhhh a little down and to the right of the link usually works

[8:20:15 PM] ♔ ━ ＭＯＧＡＲ: pfff HAHA SORRY

[8:20:27 PM] ♔ ━ ＭＯＧＡＲ: i loveh ow quickly that turned from 'awww' to 'make it stop

[8:20:48 PM] the best fuckin king: pffft its fine i figured it out i just clickied and held so i could see where my cursor was and then quicly clicked

[8:21:37 PM] the best fuckin king: yeah i aw it and it was cute and then i went to click the stop button on your music bc id opened up three tabs of your blog

[8:21:41 PM] the best fuckin king: and I COULDNT

[8:22:01 PM] ♔ ━ ＭＯＧＡＲ: i laughed way too hard at your misery i am not sorry at all

[8:23:09 PM] the best fuckin king: t o o mu ch f ob

[8:23:35 PM] the best fuckin king: it was just about 15 seconds of earkilling messy pain

[8:24:02 PM] ♔ ━ ＭＯＧＡＲ: some songs are just not meant to be layered

[8:24:14 PM] the best fuckin king: death valley is one of those songs