#*takes another bite*

[claws-and-wit]

girl help im drunk ans my microwaved taquito keeps burninf me

[incorrectmarvelkids]

Peter Parker: If I add milk to Chex Mix, does that make it a cereal?

Tony Stark: That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard.

Peter, taking a bite: You’re right, it is. *takes another bite*

[barlowstreet]

A combination of slightly underripe plums and chapped lips don’t work so well.

[lickmycoffeecup]

Why am I still eating this pasta...?