#*taking notes*

[umablr-confessions]

Sometimes I paint the bottom of Golshi's shoes in the hope she'll dropkick me and create a unique piece of merch that I can frame

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[nectar-cellar]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DB7k_ciR7eU/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Hello!

I don’t know if you’re taking suggestions for the future, or perhaps you might know where to get male clothing like this, but there is a need for short-shorts for the men. What happened to the generation of men who dressed like this?

Thanks in advance!

you're literally so correct like what happened. i blame the heteros. i only know that @simtanico has made some crop top tees like that video but no daisy dukes. i actually have been wanting to make some short short denim shorts for male sims... we got the gym wear sorted, the pornstashes sorted, but what about the everyday casual... now how did you read my mind......

[wolf-three-fifty-nine]

sherlock holmes and john watson so endearing!!!

[hero-of-the-wolf]

me: *watching a psychology video about trauma*

me, so so normal and sane: haha Legend vibes

[mxtxfanatic]

Cui Buqu laughed a cold laugh, “So it was because of that you harassed the Zuoyue Bureau with every moment you have. Three days ago, you complained that our tea is too salty, and our desserts are not delicious enough, that our maidservants are too ugly. Two days ago, you broke all the flower pots in the front hall of the Zuoyue Bureau. You even let in a few stray cats to create chaos. Yesterday, you picked a fight with Zhangsun. So tomorrow, are you going to gather a group of homeless people to crash the gate in front of the Zuoyue Bureau?” Feng Xiao closed his fan with a slap, “Good idea! Then I’ll just add with a ‘Cui Buqu is a heartless, cold, and traitorous husband, so his pregnant wife is here in the capital looking for him!’ How does that sound?”

—Chapt. 89: Why Are You Avoiding Me for the Past Half Month?, fan translation

Oh, Feng Xiao is a menace when ignored!

[mayullla]

Well, there is a Brazilian folklore called "O Boto Cor-de-Rosa", in English I believe it is something like "The pink Dolphin" even if the animal it's not called a dolphin because of cultural differences in the country, it's still the same animal. The legend says that a pink dolphin comes out of the rivers and transforms himself into a handsome man to seduce women and ends up getting them pregnant, so when someone asked the unmarried girls who the babies' fathers were, they would say the father was the Pink Dolphin. It's an indigenous legend from Amazon rainforest so it's reaaaaally old... Hope you liked, I have some other stories that I can tell you if you need :))

-🍰 anon <3

Ohhhhhh! I think I have heard about this story before! I remembered thinking why it was a 'pink dolphin' back then. I don't remember who told me this story or how I found it but it is familiar.

[scoups4lyfe]

George looks good here ;]

THOSE RANDOM BALLS WERE GIFF’S EYES ?!?!?!??!

HOLY FVCKING SH*T 

your devil wants interesting things George