#*thumbs up*)

[waywardsunlight]

"I tried to fix it, I tried to fight it, my head was twisted, my heart divided, my lies all collided, I don't know why I didn't trust you to be on my side" What It Sounds Like, K-Pop Demon Hunters :P

[kings-out-of-pocket-hell]

Alan visits Anderson tech

Goblin found a gun

[toto-the-cactus]

Crack idea: magnus (powerful psyker and virgin) and his s/o (also a powerful psyker and virgin) do it for the first time. Neither know how to restrain their telepathy in the throes of passion. By the end, all of Prospero and every connected Astropath knows that the sex was awesome.

The Emperor, Malcador and practically any psyker of the Imperium reaction:

[alimicart]

I am clinically insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I decided to use memory of looping, which gives you +5 hp per loop and the death corridor to get Siffrin to max hp because someone had to do it.

Here’s some data because I’m a cringe STEM major!!!!

Starting hp: 495

+100 hp per every 20 loops

+500 hp per every 100 loops

+1000 hp per every 200 loops

I had calculated that about 1900 loops would be needed to get to that hp, but I must’ve been 1 or so short as I had to get to loop 1902 and I could’ve sworn that I started on loop 1 not loop 2.

I started tracking the amount of loops per hour late so the data from the beginning is missing but the average Loops per hour was 188.625 Lph

If I could attach a data table I would, but I’m not sure how to format that so you’re just gunna have to trust me on that number lol.

[mochinomnoms]

Most recent horny thought: threesome with Floyd and Jade where they blindfold you then fuck you in different ways and make you have to guess which one is inside you. If you guess you get to cum, if not you don't.

Plot twist: they mimic each other's voices and lie every time you guess one of them right to make the session go longer. It's a few hours, and you're sobbing behind the blindfold, begging for them to let you cum. You'll give them anything! You'll let them cum in you as many times as they want, they can fuck your mouth, your ass, they can do anything they want! Just let you cum!

They hold you to every single promise you make, starting with filling your tummy up with their seed <3

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

When you're trying to do stuff, and the cat decides he needs the attention more...

[leona-florianova]

*How many St. Hildegard von Bingen's Cookies of Joy per day*

*How much nutmeg overdose*

*How much nutmeg too much nutmeg*

*Nutmeg too much*

*Nutmeg toxicity*

...

Ok im ok.

[life-mage-wolf]

Unbothered. Hot Cocoa Time