#*thwack*

[makenna-made-this]

Disciplinary cuddles cuz she is being naugh

MY PHONE

[kiwiplaetzchen]

[howldean]

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[shadowhearthallowleaf]

“Trust me I’m your fiancé”

[amousewithdelusionsofgrandeur]

I think Robin should have a slingshot as their main weapon. not the frame one, like the rock sling ones. I need to see jaybin david-and-goliath someone

[fluffyphocks]

[gremlins-on-ice]

If Ghia ever gets too hyped with his rants, just spray him with some water and he'll hiss and hide behind the couch until you put your 'weapon' away.

omg this would be great but back fires so quickly when he finds where you hide the bottle and comes in and starts to spray you relentlessly, asking how you like it;; Or he just freezes the water you spray at him...

Maybe I'll just roll up a newspaper and hit him with it

[jebbyfwish]

So I joined a pathfinders campaign and here's my pirate (I fucked up her eye inking and gave her an eye patch and it just kinda spiralled from there) bard who got caught mugging a druid, seduced two bandits and gained them as husbands and her fighting technique is just twirling her sword in the air like a child with a wand :')