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dean, hotties call me woodstock (and friends may call me past names) — he/any if you’re freaky with it — ao3, twitter, linktree — trans, queer, polyam, bipoc — post limit @2x01jailed, angelcore/cowboy @hurricanehymn — minors block #mdni and enter at your own risk. i don’t tag anything religiously

don’t talk to me about the proship debate you're all stupid. death to media censorship. w* dni for my comfort.

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shanepervert

shane getting his armpits licked all over and fucked.... and hes blushing like crazy and pretending to think its sooo gross ilyaaa >_< but his dick is so hard and hes watching openmouthed lips all pink and wet cause he cant stop licking them and hes trying to squeeze his arm tighter to make it feel even better... according to my sources

#myshane

femmchantress

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

jewishseraph

bumper sticker idea

jewishseraph

sequel

#ME. except my ex still has one of my dvds

eyelinerdean

howldean

at the end of the day my deepest belief is that shane has a disgust kink. i think being forced into being uncomfortable or overstimulated or going oh god this is so fucking gross is exactly where he wants to be. but it’s not that he thinks gross shit is hot. just that disgust is a highly erotic experience for him

#prev no exactly this is god’s given truth #such an outlet of shame and humiliation also lowkey. i heart degradation of self #and ilya’s so goddamn pussy whipped he’s like yeah absolutely well yes of course #one of my og ideas surrounding this is shane Valuing Being Clean during sex and ilya wants him sweaty and gross post-workout #and like! this stinks! it’s sweaty! i have to change the sheets! i can taste the salt on my tongue! skin is crawling keep going!!!

anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

ohholydyke

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

amorphousgenderlesscryptid

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

pretensesoup

As others have noted, the nun in question was Saint Mary Magdalene de' Pazzi.

thepoisonroom

a pet is basically your:

baby

roommate

Voting ended on12h

#both.

crimeboys

supernatural is crazy bc alcoholism is good it's manly in fact it's sexy but addiction allegory is yucky it's horrible it makes you less than human

chapeldean

Supernatural? In 2021?

More likely than you think. Thank you for this year, my friends ❤︎ Quotes collected from anonymous people on Supernatural tumblr. (Full list of quotes in plain text below).

Keep reading

#augh.

niceworkhuggybear

This one is from @envydean's restraintstiel lasso fic 😇🫶

at the end of the day my deepest belief is that shane has a disgust kink. i think being forced into being uncomfortable or overstimulated or going oh god this is so fucking gross is exactly where he wants to be. but it’s not that he thinks gross shit is hot. just that disgust is a highly erotic experience for him