Clowns in court:
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Hiyett: Your honor are you mad at me?
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Iylene: I would like to plead 'come on it was funny.'
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Kuzal: Your honor, my client was simply standing on business.
Leilan, the judge: Ten toes?
Kuzal: Ten toes, your honor.
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Hopsin: Can we get a recess? Yeah? Okay dibs on the swings.
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Diofae: As you can see, my client has that dog in him. Therefore a guilty verdict would in fact be animal abuse.
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Grevax: I would like to state for the record that my client is just a little guy. He's just a little guy and it's his birthday.
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BB: This video evidence shows that the defendant was indeed throwing elbows in the pit.
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Vasmet: Your honor, you're kinda being a douchebag right now.
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The Axetetic: You are certain you can remain an impartial juror?
Spade: Nah I'm petty.
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Bonus:
Fectan: Your honor, respectfully, you weren't even fucking there okay? Chill out.
