BREAKING NEWS: SEVENTEEN'S VERNON CONFIRMS HE'S A NATURAL GREENETTE (trans cr.)

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BREAKING NEWS: SEVENTEEN'S VERNON CONFIRMS HE'S A NATURAL GREENETTE (trans cr.)
Oh, didn’t you hear? They’re building a superstructure over the pentagon. Yeah it’s gonna shroud a HOLY PLACE in darkness, cus this structure is gonna be so huge they’re saying it’ll fit a CITY on top. And get this — it’s confirmed to run on WATER. Dude, my crechemates are SO pumped to live on this thing. Did you hear about that weird “iterator project” thing the Council of Tussock was talking about? You know, dude, it was ALL over global news — Yeah yeah that thing!!! Well APPARENTLY we’re getting an iterator thing too!!! Anyway, they’re calling the city Luna because it’s gonna be close to our 3rd celestial sphere when it’s finished construction. I’m so excited to see the iterator thing too dude, I can’t wait to see what she looks like!!!! Oh yeah what were we doing again??? OH OH sneaking into the void-chambers!!! Hahaha this’ll be so fun, dude my crechemates aren’t home either so we can go back to mine and have nectar after. Today is so good
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chewing gum save me. save me.
what a weird ending wwdits had.
Yellow Hello! I'm back at it again! Instead of Catnap!reader this time, how about the reader is just like the Chains but different? Instead of nine, only the three of them. One is from Deltarune, and two from Undertale. Kris!reader, Frisk!reader and Chara!reader.
So the chain meet three of the "same" person except not really?
They meet Reader, their evil twin and them from an alternate reality. (Or at least someone that looks a lot like them. A doppelganger, if you will.)
I think they would have questions. But also think that no one would be willing to ask them.
Legend might. Because he has nothing to lose and I'd imagine that he's hella nosey.
But like- Time? Warrior? Four? No questions.
Life is weird. They're weird. Moving on.
Hello Caleiugh, you claim to be a “smol bean” despite your numerous fraudulent tax claims and your constant harassment of people who enjoy grape soda. If your claims are true, your current surroundings should be quite familiar. You are in a comically large can of baked beans, sealed for freshness. You have approximately 17.33 seconds to unseal yourself or be added to the giant pit of chili to be enjoyed at this weekend’s potluck, which you are welcome to attend if you survive this trap. Also I have removed your arms and legs goodbye.
Confession: Felassan should come back in DA4 for the sole purpose of showing a Solasmanced!Lavellan how a decent ancient elvhen boyfriend behaves