David Box's Blog

🪲20-something year old dude from Ohio. I've been on tumblr for a while, but this is a new blog. My art and crafts only blog is david-box-art. My deviant handle and newgrounds is david-box, my youtube is David Box, and my IG is, you guesss it, foalan22019. Cheers!

[david-box]

If I ever die and my queue keeps going for a while it's been above 200 since I started using it so. here are common link tags. Also don't follow if you're a terf I fundamentally don't believe that gender is defined by sex based oppression and therefore all gender should be abolished, much less by harassing trans people online. fuck off.

[afloweroutofstone]

They're both small enough names that this went under-the-radar even in places that actually listen to rap, but I think the ISSBROKE vs. Afourteen beef marks the first time in hip-hop history where an openly trans rapper unanimously defeated a cis rapper that was making fun of them for being trans. Which is honestly huge for a genre with such a long history of transphobia. Anyway this victory lap song goes hard

Y'ALL DON'T KNOW MA BODY! - ISSBROKIE

[loveridden1999]

[garaks-padded-bra]

my cat Bowie really enjoys being sung to while i cradle her and idk why

[courtesycalling]

[david-box]

Apparently I used to follow someone who went by hs-ts, who then changed their URL to msogyny, and then must have changed blogs because I cannot fucking find them. I have an entry in my list of things to potentially ask for my birthday as a T-shirt they designed and I'm really curious as to what that referred to. Anyone know?

[david-box]

Something about people wanting to fuck the uma horses rubs me the wrong way in a way that furry porn doesn't. This is about me, not me shaming other people, I really don't care, I think I got used to randomly seeing fat sharks or planes or dog-deer things on my dash every once in a while that I stopped caring because none of those can actually be people. I don't get squicked out because I'm not smelling a wet dog ever. If you stick a horse tail on a person all I can think of is how horse tails feel like which I cannot fathom wanting to be near during anything sexual at all ESPECIALLY if it moves

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

Since your Mewtwo is basically a large cat, does it have a reaction to pokenip/catnip and become all goofy when exposed to it?

It does and it did. However, as per real catnip, it's a very short high and it got bored after like 3 attempts. It doesn't like the sedative effects of catnip either because that's just a little too Evil Lab-adjacent

[thatlazyartist919]

Now I'm wondering what he's like while on pokenip - does he get zoomies or does he just vibe? (art by @xxtc-96xx)

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

Everyone fucking wish it’s that tame

[mizuform]

doing good baby

[bigtiddygothhubby]

@shit-hdb-would-say

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Harry du Bois would say this.

[david-box]

I keep on trying tofu, which I know for a fact I like raw, fried, and in miso soup, in various recipes and completely fucking it up. Why does everyone try to cook it to replace specific fucking proteins JUST USE SEITAN omg. I want a TOFU dish jfc

[animentality]

[david-box]

Image ID: a picture of a pan of yellow sauce mixed with spinach and tofu, on top of a stove. The edges of the pan are brown where the sauce cooked.

Really excited for this for my lunches these next few days. I found a recipe on YT (Creamy Garlic Tofu) and I'm happy to say my cooking intuition has gotten to where I can actually make improvements to recipes I see and not fuck them up. This sauce fucks severely, recipe under readmore

Ingredients:

- 1 block tofu (I think mine was 15.5oz packed)

- 2 cups leafy green like spinach or kale. I used baby spinach

- 4 cloves garlic

- salt and pepper by eye for the tofu

- 1/2 tsp msp (estimate) for the tofu

- soy milk (1 cup)

- vegetable broth (1 cup)

- 3 tbsp nutritional yeast.

- 1 tsp garlic powder

- 1 tsp onion powder

- 1 tsp white pepper (or 1/2 tsp) or something else hot

- 1 tbsp soy sauce

- 2 tbsp cornstarch

- 1/2 tbsp of tofutti or sour cream

Take your tofu and drain it, then tear it into pieces. Season it liberally with salt and pepper by eye (probably a tsp) and add 1/2 tsp of msg (no idea if this helped or not but I like msg).

Prepare the sauce in a pourable cup. Combine 1 cup of soy milk with 1 cup of vegetable broth, then add nutritional yeast, garlic powder, onion powder, and white pepper or your heat of choice (could also work with cayenne but you'd likely need to change the quantity). In another cup, combine soy sauce with cornstarch and mix it into a thick slurry. Once it's mixed, add that to your sauce. Whisk or stir to combine.

Heat up a pan with oil and pan fry the tofu until it's browned, then add your garlic on top and cook that until it's fragrant (super brief). Add your spinach on top and mix it in until it wilts, releases it's water, and then the pan starts to dry.

Remix and add your sauce and let that boil, then set the pan aside. Once it's cooled a bit add 1/2 tbsp of tofutti or sour cream and mix it in.

I put this over rice that I cooked separately. I think I added too much white pepper but my spice tolerance is just above mild, so I couldn't really tell you. The original recipe added all the sauce ingredients at once without making a slurry, so you could probably use less cornstarch if you wanted. I added the white pepper and tofutti

[sr-pelo]

Pelo, are you aware that the finale of the amazing digital circus was leaked?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

my after midnight search history is all like this I fear

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Sometimes my little cat will approach me all "what if there was a little cat now" and it's always an excellent idea I love when there's a little cat

[david-box]

I've yet to watch the movie but from what I gather people hc (or maybe it's canon) Rocky's mate to be hot by Eridan standards, which is represented by them being tall and green, but Grace is played by Ryan Gosling so maybe it should be Rocky is hot as fuck by Eridan standards instead of the whole "ugly but smart" thing. Maybe the movie Eridans make later on uses 🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶(translated: Bryan Duckling) as their actor

[david-box]

I'm on season 4 of psych but shawns backstory drives me insane. What do you mean he was raised to become a cop from year 8 to 16 and then his mom left, his dad pretended he filed for divorce instead of the other way around, so Shawn stole a car and his dad arrested him. Now he can't be the cop his dad wants forever. What the fuck