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[andalitean]

[loveandthings11]

Found this in my drafts. The power of targeted ads

[theangrypomeranian]

I am,,,unwell,,,

[slimepuparibaba]

Red Rum

Mona: Ah, Traveler. I believe the stars have been telling me about a potential new member to add to our team~

Lumine, excited: Really? Who?

Mona, using hydromancy: Well, according to what I saw...

Childe, eavesdropping: ?

Mona: Ah! Says here that the Alatus Nemeseos constellation is more compatible with yours on the 3rd of February. Only a few weeks from now. I believe it says that the constellation in question belongs to someone named...

Mona: Xiao.

Childe: ...

Childe: what

Lumine: Oh! Xiao! Nice! Hopefully, we have enough primogems... I'm still hoping Ganyu joins us.

Childe, flaming red: i'm sorry wHAT

Mona: Yes... and his constellation is under 'golden', so he must be quite the valuable asset.

Lumine: Alright. First, we need Ganyu. Maybe if she's with us, we can convince him to join!

Childe: ...

Childe, at Angel's Share: diluc i need one order of red rum

Diluc: ...ugh, for the last time, can you stop coming here to tell of your affairs with the Traveler? And, like I keep telling you, we don't serve 'red rum'.

Childe, tossing a bag of mora onto the counter: I have mora.

Diluc, rolling eyes and taking the Mora: And what, pray tell, do you need a serving of 'mur der' for?

Childe: A little tiny green demon boy.

Diluc, internally: Lumine, please control your feral Childe.

[victorie552onepiecespeedrun]

Reading One Piece pt 325: … …I… …Did Whitebeard See That…?

Chapter 573

Thoughts:

- “AAAAAA!!!! MARINEFORD IS CRUMBLING!!” this is what I call an appropriate reaction

- “He’s really going to destroy the whole island!!” damn, ok

- “Pops!” “Can’t you follow your Captain’s orders? Get away from here, you lousy brats!” I don’t know if it’s the good time to mention it, but I love how Whitebeard addresses everyone, it’s always some old, weird sounding version of “hooligans” and “brats”

- “Kill Whitebeard! He’s on his last breath!” …I dead on think they’ll really kill him. At least he saw Ace rescued

- fuck, Ace, don’t do anything stupid

- “Now that he doesn’t have to worry about Ace, he’ll do everything he can to send Marineford to the bottom of the sea! All in exchange for his life!” stop scheming, Sengoku

- Garp is fine!

- oh hey Buggy

- oh SHIT, camera is back on. Sabaody sees them again!

- God, Whitebeard is a beast

- that evacuation should go faster

- Ace, WHAT are you doing D:

- oh, last words time

- “Tell me, Ace… were you happy with me as a father?” “Of course!” …:)

- Jimbei is herding them :) and he’s crying for Whitebeard :( seriously, how do they know each other

- Akainu, noooooo

- oh no, YOU DIDN’T just say that

- ACE NO PLEASE NO

- GOD NO HE STOPPED

- Don’t listen TO HIM ACE JUST GO

- Don’t let him provoke you, Ace

- (I’m not writing what Akainu said because he’s WRONG and also FUCK THAT MAN he only speaks trash)

- Nononononononono

- no, YOU’RE trash, Akainu!!!

- (oh god, I’m just like Ace)

- and now Ace got hurt!!! Fucking just GO already, do I really need to BEG

- “Hey, Ace’s vivre card!” …and?

- “Gold Roger The Pirate King and Dragon the Revolutionary! How surprising that their sons are blood brothers.” Um, no? This one is Garp’s doing, thank you very much

- “You’re both criminals by blood! You’ll never be allowed to escape!” no!

- “You brothers won’t get past me!” ok, why does it feel like that OH FUCK

- “Just watch” waitwaitwaitwaitwait!!!!!!! Not Luffy!!!!!!!!!

- D: D: D: DFKJHKDLFKJHFKDGLHJ;DLnononoJHGRSJZ,NHMFDJS,MNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- …what  

- what

WHAT

rOP 324  rOP 326

[donatello-writes]

Lmfao do you mean J by a chance? 😉

[suzukamizuchi]