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Thank God I’m not a chicken.
Me just out here realizing that every post I make about Adaluza, my Guitarspear fankid OC, gets little to no notes and literally nobody cares about her meanwhile other Guitarspear fankids get all this attention and I'm just kinda going insane from it and honestly on the verge of trashing Luza's entire character and just giving up on on him completely because nobody gives a shit about xiem
And I had this whole ass story for her I was working on and he was even gonna get a whole redemption arc (I EVEN WROTE A FUCKING SONG FOR XIEM) but... that's all just gone I guess. Why did I even bother.
What is with the indy engines today 🫥
do you ever wake up with the need to kiss Django-bearded-Christoph Waltz?
I do. and today the need is unbearable
it’s been so hard for me to write lately n i’m sad
Me: I am very flexible when it comes to Freelancer relationship configurations, I can be convinced of pretty much anything. Also me: lmao like Carolina ever lets York or Tex top-- literally ever in any universe
This will be me watching BOTFA when it comes out on DVD-BluRaywhatever:
*completely fast forwards all the scenes where the Durin's die and then puts in An Unexpected Journey and completely pretends they never died and they are visiting Bilbo again*
OH LOOK ITS FILI AND KILI AGAIN AND LOOK THERES EVERYONE ELSE YYAYYYYY BLUNT THE KNIVES LETS SING YAYYY THORINS HERE YAYYYY NO ONE DIED!!
Well u is a prince and you skinny as fuck. Ima take some artistic liberties and guess u got a killer body. U have a pretty face and people claim u gots the booty. I do what I want. Leg porn is love. Leg porn is life bitch. I love u but damn just accept the fact u is bootiful baby blue
What I was actually thinking when you said “You gave me nice legs”