#.sof.

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Ngl, I think Clown Reader could love the yandere out of Jason.

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SOF links added and fixed... I think.

If there is an issue please tell me, that masterlist likes to prank me.

Also, the links are not organized yet, I will finish organizing them tomorrow.

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Found out only 2% of applicants get accepted into clown college and now I can't stop giggling at the idea of Clown Reader stressing themselves out trying to get in.

For reference, only 3.5% of applicants get into Harvard, Yale is 4.5% and Princeton is 4.0%.

They are pacing around in their apartment, their facepaint and accessories scattered around their living room while Jason is sitting on their couch, going over their jokes with them.

Jason, gets up and hugs you: "Hey, hey.. its okay. You're funny, you're so funny, your going to get accepted.."

Clown Reader, crying: "I'm never going to get my own e-egggg!!"

Jason, mentally debating threatening the college board to accept you or not: "You are going to get your egg. I know you are, you're hilarious."

Clown Reader, sniffling as they start pulling out a hankerchief, and then another, and then another, and then another-

Clown Reader: "You're just saying that, Red.. but thank you."

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I love imagining that, besides killing the Joker and restoring clowns reputations in Gotham, Clown Reader's life goal is getting thier own egg registered. Jason thinks its silly, you're silly, of course you are, you are a clown after all, however that's what he likes about you. You are silly in a nonthreatening way.

It helps him with his clown adversion, makes him have less clown filled nightmares and more clown filled dreams. Dreams where you are happy and silly. With him. Only him.

So, to keep you silly and happy, he does his best to help you with your goals in a none overstepping way (plan A). He now knows so much about the history of clowns, the different types of clowns (he thinks rodeo clowns are so fun), the intersectionality with clowns and magicians and that in the clown community kid friendly clowns have beef with scary clowns.

"Hey.. why do they have beef with each other? They are both clowns right, Squeaks?" Jason asked after listening to you complaining about the clown infighting that was currently going on.

"Same reason why SOF hates the Joker. A lot of kid friendly clowns think that the scary clowns makes people affraid of us. You'd be surprised how many people have gotten kicked out of SOF for being aggressive to fellow members. I know this one guy, Peri Pierrot, that was being harassed by another clown for being 'too monotone'," you explained, stealing one of his Joker fries. "Big Boss Hoss doesn't hesitate when it comes to the society's rules."

"Big Boss Hoss???" Jason asked, hearing this clown name for the first time.

"Yeah, that's the society's founder's clown name. Cool guy."

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Dude!! Have you ever seen Freeform crochet? Specifically the extremely colourful and rainbow ones? It just makes me think clown reader would make that stuff(it also makes me think of Michael distortion from the Magnus archives podcast) it’s so funky and wavy and my next project will be a jacket made like that but I’m waiting on yarn

-that one medieval anon🏰

I think freeform crochet is so cool! It kinda reminds me of Scooby Doo strangely? Specifically Scooby Doo and the alien invasion movie, like this is what it sometimes reminds me of

Like, idk why but when I see free from I think of this movie and its visuals.

Right now I am teaching myself how to create crochet mandalas, like the really intricate ones. I think they are so cool and if I get good enough, I want to make a large mandala blanket from my left over yarn.

For none crocheters, freeform crochet refers to crocheting without a pattern, giving the crocheter the freedom to basically create whatever they want.

Here are some stuff I think Clown Reader would crochet:

I feel like they would make Jason fingerless gloves/mittens.

Btw Medieval anon! I'm making a shawl adn I'm using the 'lost in time' pattern. Heres the pattern if your interested

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Gotham SOF Society VS Gotham Fire Department

The SOF Society has very few enemies, due to being a private, secretive organization and because they are (for the most part) pascifistic in their protest practices.

However, they do have a enemy, and no its not just the Clown Prince of Crime.

It's the Gotham City Fire Department.

The beef between these two organizations almost transcends the beef between the GPD and the GFD, and it all started because of that Clown Prince of Crime.

He ruined one of the very few public clown events that SOF was able to have in Gotham, but the joker, of course, had to ruin it with his joker gas.

The fire department was called and they started to spray jokerfied people with water to get the toxin knocked away, even just by a little.

Well, after everything was said and done, there was still some people in clown makeup helping with clean up and treating some people. Well, one of the firefighters got freaked out that there were still clowns on the scene and began spraying them with water to mess up their makeup.

Clowns understand that their makeup will be ruined and that water is a common gag in clowning, however!! You don’t ruin a clowns look when they are not apart of a bit.

Clown makeup is durable, but can take some time to put on. So ruining their clown makeup for a (what they think) petty reason infuriated the SOF members of Gotham.

It started this weird tradition in Gotham where fire fighters spray anyone and everyone with clown makeup, and clowns throw pies at their trucks.

It’s so petty but they are each others enemies.

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I think the SOF society would have beef with the fire department in Gotham

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Yesss the way you explain the funny side of the batfam dragging clown!readers leg while they hold on to the side is the way I was pictured it

I need to so more silly stuff with clown reader, I really should have kept them silly, but I am someone who lives for drama.

I love the idea that clown is a very very silly person, but has a very serious day to day life. Their clowning is what kept them sane in Gotham, especially with the joker being, well, the joker.

Like, thier favorite time of the year is fall and winter, because they love to leave Gotham and go to the fairs outside the city, sometimes outside the state.

They love to juggle and wear very high stilts.

also, I've been watching clips of the show "the Rookie" right? I think clown! reader would have a rivalry with a cop while in their clown attire, the cop want to arrest them, bc yknow, clowns in gotham are never innocent, all the while clown! reader is aggressively juggling while staring him down.

Every time he hears clown shoes he has a viseral reaction.

the cop is like that one meme "CLOWN!!! I know they're here, I can smell their paint."

Clown Reader is also a nightwing fan, they can see the circus in him, circus recognizes circus.

Nightwing is, unknowingly, the SOF Society's favorite boy, with Plastic Man being a close second.

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Btw, how's Clown MC been doing?

They are hiding in Star City going through the motions. Missing Jason and hating him at the same time bc they are still under the impression that he ratted them out.

It’s such a weird feeling, missing someone who hurt you, wishing that they were there to be with you while also hating the idea of their existence.

They cry most days, knowing that their life, as they knew it, is over.

They feel so much resentment about it, feel so much anger for everyone and themselves, especially themselves. How could they be so stupid to trust a bat?… how could they be so stupid to fall in love with him…

They are going through it. They are going through one of the worst heartbreaks they have ever felt.

And Jason is feeling manic, his one source of happiness in this god forsaken city taken from him. He’s screaming and crying from the rage, he can’t help it.

His joy is gone. His peace left the city bc they were in danger and he couldn’t save them.

Why does his family keep hurting him? Why can’t he be happy?