here's a really gay post for all my radical babe friends
wow uh okay i'm not sure how to start this/// but i hope you're all having a totally radical christmas
one that's definitely a lot better than mine c:
i'm just gonna get into it because i'm really bad with all this meaningful stuff
i aOLOgISe IN adVAN CE
disclaimer i was rly serious throughout all of this but my typing said other wise towards the end portion i'm going in alphabetical order so hold onto your pants
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Alice: i just wow ok, we've gone through a bit which sounds a bit cliché. yeah shh, but thank you for being there always and keeping me in balance when things got pretty rough for me. thank you for being an amazing "mother", i couldn't ask for any more from you really, you always know what to say and you're usually the only one who really gets me at times. like bunny you've helped me out so much and made me feel so much better. i appreciate that sosososososso much and just i can't thank you enough for holding my face all the time when i get all moody and sad and keeping me occupied so i don't loose sanity. you're literally one of the raddest person i know and a+ mom and ur 100000 kawaii too. thanks for teaching me how to play league and teaching me the way of the pastel. cOUGh ok i sarang u x100 <33 (when will oppa sarang me D; )
Bunny: wow heelo yes my queen i just where do i start i'm literally so happy you're my wife u don't uNDERstAND. you literally get me just as much as alice and that is why we are married. you've helped me out so much in the worst times and we share similar secrets so that makes everything better. ur the soy sauce to my rice and i love u so much omfg :''')). we've even been married for over a year this month and ohmygod that makes me so happy ok wow ;v; actual gay baby tears alert. i'm so glad that i met you along with bean and maddie everyone else because ahhHH you're the cutest ever and i couldn't ask for anything more from you. i love u lots u fluffy asscheek xoxoxo<3
Caz: holLA hOLal cHIng CHolAL u fEEEl ok hi caz omg we don't talk much but you're still really radical and ilu still so it's ok. thank u for being a really cool aussie who eats rice with me and drinks with bean and i. i look forward to touching ur butt more this coming year and that year that u come to pax we're gonna moSH SO FreaKING haRD B)))) thanks for touchin dicks w/ casey too, i ship it. cascaznja maaaaan.
Gummy: oh my goOD yoU'rE a fREkaing sWeEtIE pUmpKIn cOME oVER HERE yoU pRECIOus LITtlE BUG <3 i'm so glad bunny introduced me to you omg you're literally the perfect dose of cute that anyone could ever need. you're such a sweetheart for always listening to my problems and you're so giggly all the time it's great. i'm glad we can always be here for each other when needed and i hope to make you laugh with my awful puns some more someday. (cause let's b srs u kno u love them ;* ) thank u for being such an amazing little bear i love you so much ahhh keees <3
Jade: ahhHh my kawaii bae heelo we don't talk much either but when we do it's freaking great dude B) we are spotty buddies and you're the only one who lives in california too //amazing// you even were sweet enough to get someone to call that ching chong place for my thai tea omg/// like wow thank (even tho i ended up not getting any becUASE tHEir LIke dELivERy pRICe wAS oUT thE uNIveRSe jFC) anyways ur rly rad ilu lots ahhh i look forward to talking to you hopefully more in the upcoming year <3
Kite: hElLO yES yoU'RE pREtty RAD tOO so i decided to type you something toooo c: you're really sweet to want to help me when i'm pretty down so thanks a lot <3 also you even got me pax tickets when i was at school so wow you're freaking amazing for that thank you <3 also thank for keeping omma company and making her happy along with michael uvu/) i ship u guys so much ohmygod u don't even know. i need to think of ways to converse better because it's really fun talking to you and you're a cool "stepdad" so yolo right. again thank for being cool ilu kite <3
Maddie: i'm sorry everyone but this kid right here is the most radical pls step as I D E. like wow hello u sweet calm person ilu so much. you're literally the best i guess same person twin whaTEVER that i know. you also were my legit first senpai so //cough// hello. ;* thank you for holding my hand when i get upset also thank for playing games w/ casey and i. thanks for staying up all night with me reading those fanfics in white girl voices omg. also thank u for sharing the love of immortalfox with me (rIP IN PEACE OUR OTP ;((( ) ur really kind all the time and you keep me in balance too. remember when ye man just happened and we couldn't stop oh god. also niPPERs thank for listening to me cry about that for about an hour. anD lAST BUT NOt LEA S t THANK fOR bEIng IN tHE sAMe hOTEl aS ME omG we're gonna mosh at pax. B))))
Michael: hello yes is this doge? hi wow we don't talk much but we still kinda do. that makes sense don't worry/// . anyways you're really rad too and fun to talk to like damn dude. thanks for keeping omma company along with kite by the way ccc: and thanks for being a totally cool other "stepdad" . you're also the only doge i know so that's pretty cool. oh and thanks for being a rly swag team carry in league. B))) also thank for teaching me how to play with alice ahhh. ok ilu michael u rad doge u <3
Park: ahHH mY kAwaii babe hEELo ur my cute little lion and you're rly sweet all the time.thank you for also holding my hand when i got upset at times and for being the hte to my hte. i'm glad we can both sit in the gay baby boat because our ships are canon because that boat was rly cold alone. i'm glad i met you anD I'm sO sORRY that i couldn't live up to your business woman expectations of me omg. maybe someday ;* . also your voice when u sing is rly lovely so there's that. thank u for listening to some of my doki too and god bless for ryan ross. ilu lots park bb <33
i hope you all know literally everything i said in all of yours basically goes for all of you so don't feel poopy cause i didn't write as much for some of you. i still love you all just as much as the other ,i'm super hyped to see the majority of you at pax cause i know we're gonna have an amazing time. even those of you who won't be going we'll still probably skype you whilst there any ways. i'm so glad i met all of you because you're all the best things that could happen to me and i couldn't ask for anything more. you're all so radical that i'd share my fries with any of you, that's a once in a life time opportunity don't forget it. i love you nerds so much and you all make me really happy. thanks you all for being you.
ok end of gay stuff i'm gonna go punch more bears now
