#1001 smiles

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1001) Taking a break

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

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1000) Cash flow

Money talks. Mine generally says "Bye!"

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901) Japanese proverb

He who travels for love finds a thousand miles no farther than one.

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801) New look

"What wears a coat all winter and pants all summer?"

"A dog."

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701) Cat skills

Behind every gifted woman there is often a rather talented cat.

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601) Filling a vacuum

Love is blind, and its seeing-eye dog leaves hairs on the carpet.

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501) More than enough

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but superfluity is the father of fun.