#133tm

[wormdritch]

@133tm​  &&.  said...                ' i went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but i couldn't find any. ' -elesa

a  slow  blink.  (  mind  gnawing  this  new  scrap  of  information  as  though  a  poochyena  would  a  BONE.  )  the  exchange  of  goods  for  currency  was  ancient  enough  that  even  the  wyrm  was  familiar  —  though  that  only  raised  more  questions  the  longer  they  mulled  over  the  issue.

namely.      ❝  . . .  go  to  another  STORE?  ❞      there  were  multiple?

[morpekotude]

@133tm​:

gloria vc you stole my heart and stealing /is/ a crime

“‘m gonna kill ya. Then kill ya again.”

[psychic-master-will]

' i wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. then it hit me. ' -elesa

"At least it didn't come in like a wrecking ball."

[skullkxd]

' so my friend david just had his ID stolen. we just call him dav now. ' -elesa

“…”

“Yo, who the fuck names their kid DAVID? That’s a lame name. What kinda bullshit, David, what were his parents thinking?”