Spikemuth's Marnie

Hello, I'm Marnie. Team Yell's mascot of sorts, and Piers's lil' sister. I'm more'n capable on my own, but I always got Team Yell behind me! I'm destined for greatness, y'hear?! {Indie Marnie of Pokemon SwSh, affiliated with @TeamYellBoss! OC/crossover friendly, penned by Co/Riley!}

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“If I laughed, I’d laugh right now. Funniest thing I’ve heard in a while right there.”

She’s completely stone-faced, as ever.

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{???}:

He just crossed his arms before walking over and snatching the horn from her hands. “I’m takin’ this.” He then walked past her.

“Wha- Hey! HEY!!! You can’t just take my stuff! Give that back!!!”

She grabbed his arm, pulling against it.

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{???}:

A response, distantly, from beyond the walls of Motostoke:

“SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

Oh she’s gonna call right back!

“FUCKIN’ MAKE ME!!!”

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{???}:

“Can ye shut yer trap!? That’s annoyin’ as hell!”

“I can, what’s it to ya? Y’gonna stop me?”

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She’s standing on a roof in Motostoke, periodically blaring air horns.

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She’s standing on a roof in Motostoke, periodically blaring air horns.

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{Gloria}:

‘ a knife…. made out of love….? ’

“A knife made out of...” She pulls a switchblade from her boot and pops it out, tapping the blade like a doctor does a needle. “Steel, I’d guess? And plastic? Maybe some rubber?”

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{Gloria}:

‘ kill me with love? ’

“Kill ya with a knife most likely. Maybe a big rock.”

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@skullkxd​:

those are not the same thing.

“What’s not the same... What?”

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@133tm​:

gloria vc you stole my heart and stealing /is/ a crime

“‘m gonna kill ya. Then kill ya again.”

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{Edward}:

“That’s evil enough if the packing peanut isn’t biodegradable.”

“Yeah all right good point... Evil as a biodegradable packin’ peanut. Stupid, though.”

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“Guess I am technically the leader of an ‘evil team’. Yell’s about as evil as a packin’ peanut, though.”

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Marnie’s sitting on the stage in Spikemuth, swinging her legs and eating a can of icing with a spoon. It says “Piers” in very large, obvious, impossible to miss writing on the can.

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@creepxmask​:

same here 

“Good to know we’ve got something in common, but the presumed reason is probably different.”

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{Gloria}:

‘ but it’s still a joke right? ’

She just silently stares at them.

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“One of my favourite things to do is imply I killed someone. Nobody knows if it’s a joke or not.”