“If I laughed, I’d laugh right now. Funniest thing I’ve heard in a while right there.”
She’s completely stone-faced, as ever.

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@morpekotude
“If I laughed, I’d laugh right now. Funniest thing I’ve heard in a while right there.”
She’s completely stone-faced, as ever.
{???}:
He just crossed his arms before walking over and snatching the horn from her hands. “I’m takin’ this.” He then walked past her.
“Wha- Hey! HEY!!! You can’t just take my stuff! Give that back!!!”
She grabbed his arm, pulling against it.
{???}:
A response, distantly, from beyond the walls of Motostoke:
“SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
Oh she’s gonna call right back!
“FUCKIN’ MAKE ME!!!”
{???}:
“Can ye shut yer trap!? That’s annoyin’ as hell!”
“I can, what’s it to ya? Y’gonna stop me?”
She’s standing on a roof in Motostoke, periodically blaring air horns.
She’s standing on a roof in Motostoke, periodically blaring air horns.
{Gloria}:
‘ a knife…. made out of love….? ’
“A knife made out of...” She pulls a switchblade from her boot and pops it out, tapping the blade like a doctor does a needle. “Steel, I’d guess? And plastic? Maybe some rubber?”
{Gloria}:
‘ kill me with love? ’
“Kill ya with a knife most likely. Maybe a big rock.”
@skullkxd:
those are not the same thing.
“What’s not the same... What?”
@133tm:
gloria vc you stole my heart and stealing /is/ a crime
“‘m gonna kill ya. Then kill ya again.”
{Edward}:
“That’s evil enough if the packing peanut isn’t biodegradable.”
“Yeah all right good point... Evil as a biodegradable packin’ peanut. Stupid, though.”
“Guess I am technically the leader of an ‘evil team’. Yell’s about as evil as a packin’ peanut, though.”
Marnie’s sitting on the stage in Spikemuth, swinging her legs and eating a can of icing with a spoon. It says “Piers” in very large, obvious, impossible to miss writing on the can.
@creepxmask:
same here
“Good to know we’ve got something in common, but the presumed reason is probably different.”
{Gloria}:
‘ but it’s still a joke right? ’
She just silently stares at them.
“One of my favourite things to do is imply I killed someone. Nobody knows if it’s a joke or not.”