Well, I’d do what I could. Supply what they needed, keep an eye on things.
“Your name?” I asked one of the oldest kids.
Viceroy Sir Bobert von Berenstæin the fifth.
“Not your gender, your name.”
“Guy.”
“Your sister’s name?”
“Girl.”
“I’m not asking you whether she’s a girl.”
"That’s my aunt.”
(I’m just gonna go ahead and headcanon that Guy is just the Viceroy’s nickname... y’know I’m starting to think there may be some differences in how Wildbow and I name characters.)
“Sierra didn’t have anything for you to do?”
“We’re waiting until Char comes back,” he said, pronouncing it ‘shar’.
Oh, trust me, you don’t want to mess with Chara, they’ll... oh, wait, you mean Charlotte?
Just in case, stay away from buttercups, okay?
“She said she was going to put us in charge of some younger kids, then have us run water out to the people working.”
“Good. For now, you can run an errand for me. Head out the door, turn right, go two blocks. There’ll be an open manhole with a cordon around it.”
I briefly misread that as “condom” and I don’t think a manhole with a condom wrapped around it is a good sign that you should send kids down there.
I also don’t think there’s one of these wrapped around it:
And I highly doubt she’s sending them to a manhole two blocks away in the French commune of Cordon:
I also suspect there isn’t a mayoral sash, a bunch of cricket players, or a pruned plant around the manhole:
Which leaves a line of things meant to enclose the manhole, like traffic cones. Makes sense.