#15starter

[all-aboard-the-bandit-trayne]

when you have a dream about one of your coworkers (who you have absolutely no interest in) and he just keeps SHOWING UP WHEN YOU’RE NOT EXPECTING IT SO YOU JUST LOOK AT HIM LIKE HE’S CRAZY BUT NO YOU’RE THE CRAZY ONE 

this is some fictional TV nonsense why is this my life 

[hoperiseswiththemoon-blog]

Earlier, Gran-Gran was making gravy, and she mentioned that she “likes it thick.” My brother, comedic genius, responds, “Don’t we all?” Obviously my grandmother didn’t understand the double meaning, but I died. What is my life?

[three--cheers-for-sweet-vendetta]

when you feel your body start to ruin your life and know that your drug of choice is not socially acceptable to whip out during thanksgiving festivities 

like that’s cool, mother nature can eat me i guess, happy thanksgiving 

[sing-sweet-penelope-blog]

Twins are all tucked into bed. Now I get to relax....or do laundry.

[abby-isneverfine-blog]

@abbysneverfine: Today my mom asked me if I owned any clothing in the colors other than black, grey, purple, and dark green. Like women do you even know me?

[panda-pops]

while i love the fact that the leaves are changing and the weather is gradually getting colder, i hate the fact that i have to retire my sandals and wear actual shoes. 

[outcast-selena-blog]

I guess after living here for a month I should stop hiding out in my room.

[montys-notsad-anymore]

i just want to formally announce that after seeing the wonder years, real friends, knuckle puck, moose blood and seaway this week, i’m still not alive. i refuse to go to school tomorrow