Hephaestus: Leo’s at that very special age when a boy has only one thing on his mind
Aphrodite: Girls?
Hephaestus: mechanical dragons
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Hephaestus: Leo’s at that very special age when a boy has only one thing on his mind
Aphrodite: Girls?
Hephaestus: mechanical dragons
What if,,, the gods sent Leo to Calypso to get her off the island,,, then Caleo ends up as a badass duo who fixes stuff and practices magic,,, no love just motor oil and spells,,,,,
Mmm
Piper: I am not having sex with Jason!
Percy: No one would judge you. It's understandable. He's strong and handsome and sort of compact but well-muscled.
Piper: I am not having sex with Jason, but I'm starting to think that you might be . . .
Kid: I want to become an astronaut, and go to the moon!
Apollo: She's overrated.
Percy: i'm not gay, but you look hot today, bro.
Jason: we're literally boyfriends
okay so how in the world did Percy just not notice that he doesn't get wet for 12 years? like what about bathes and showers??
Kayla: Have you finally asked Nico out?
Will: I’m about to. Just finished listening to Eye Of The Tiger and chugged 5 cans of Monster. Let’s do this.
Because Riordanverse is owned by Disney, all characters are now princesses/princes/children of royalty.
Except Nico. He’s the Ghost KING.