Nico di Angelo

|| Son of Hades || Shout out to Sunshine in Cabin 7||

[1940snico]

okay so how in the world did Percy just not notice that he doesn't get wet for 12 years? like what about bathes and showers??

[1940snico]

[on a date]

Percy: I have a little something that will spice up the night ;) *pulls out wallet*

Annabeth: oh?

Percy: *takes out a packet of Taco Bell hot sauce*

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One taught me love:

One taught me patience: 

One taught me pain:

[1940snico]

can you believe that Thalia created punk culture?

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Will: When someone tells you to break a leg in an audition, they are hoping you end up in the cast

Nico: *pushes him off the bed*

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[mackiecos]

NOOOOOO @nyamafriend @macaroni-0verlord

[macaroni-0verlord]

n o

[mackiecos]

AHHH

[captin-owl]

yES

[mackiecos]

W H Y

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Muhahahhahahaha

[mackiecos]

AHHHHHH

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B I G N O I S E !!!

[mackiecos]

And a hole in the drum!

[captin-owl]

THE CASUALTIES OF WAR MUST NOT BE FORGOTTEN!

[mackiecos]

AHHHH

[captin-owl]

WE WILL NEVER FORGET! WE WILL NEVER FORGET! WE WILL NEBRR FORGET! WE WILL NEVER FORGET! WE WILL NEVER FORGET! WENWILL NEVRR CORGET! WEL WILL NEVER FORGET!

[mackiecos]

“WENWILL NEVRR CORGET” Yes. Wenwill nevrr corget

[captin-owl]

Shit got a little too excited heheh… this is why I should not be allowed to lead a cult… but I’m going to anyways anyone interested?

[mackiecos]

I’LL JOIN!

[captin-owl]

YES! BECAUSE YOURE THE FIRST TO JOIN YOURE SECOND IN COMMAND IF YOURE OK WITH THAT! WE NEED A CULT NAME! @nirebean @nyamafriend @ace-nyctophyle ummm… anyone else are you willing to join and help? We need a head priest/priestess, recruiter and probably a few more things…

[nirebean-blog]

Count me in. I’ll bring a hammer and a carrot. Maybe also a duck. The duck may be the priest

[1940snico]

can i join? i'll bring the snacks.

[1940snico]

Sally: follow your dreams!

Percy: have you seen my dreams? even i don't wanna be in them!

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Piper: I am not having sex with Jason!

Percy: No one would judge you. It's understandable. He's strong and handsome and sort of compact but well-muscled.

Piper: I am not having sex with Jason, but I'm starting to think that you might be . . .

[1940snico]

Annabeth: Come on! Let’s all play a game!

Percy: No, we’re not.

Annabeth: Why not?

Percy: Because you know how competitive you get, and while I think it’s cute, the others don’t.

[helloidkhowtodraw]

Everyone, and I mean everyone who reblogs this before Nov. 5 will get a doodle based off of their blog URL

I’ve seen a lot of these and I want to try it for myself!!

[1940snico]

Nico: i brought you mur...

Nico: murDER!

Leo: Nico!

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Percy: i'm not gay, but you look hot today, bro.

Jason: we're literally boyfriends

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Percy: Do you like foods that are mouth-angry?

Nico:

Nico: Do... Do you mean spicy?

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Percy: Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Annabeth: Sometimes I wonder how your mind works.

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Drew: *Crying* Why are you smiling?

Piper: It's just... It's the first time I've seen you look ugly and that makes me kind of happy

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Hephaestus: Leo’s at that very special age when a boy has only one thing on his mind

Aphrodite: Girls?

Hephaestus: mechanical dragons

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Piper: Why is Percy in the bathroom on the floor crying?

Annabeth: He’s drunk.

Piper: And?

Annabeth: And he heard that I'm married.

Piper: …but he's your husband.

Annabeth: Yeah, I know. He forgot.