#1d headcanons

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1d as your bf headcanons?

(i’m @jacksonpayneblog :))

Haven't done a headcanon post before, but I'll try my best 😅

Harry- Would definitely be a PDA kinda guy I feel like. Like not heavily making out in public, but little kisses whenever he can. His hand being around your shoulders or waist, hand resting on your back or thigh. He'd also kiss the back of your hand when greeting you like he's a Disney prince, getting on a knee to do it every time. He'd also be a huuuuge cuddler; laying on top of you with his head on your chest, he'd also be little spoon 99% of the time, but big spoon of you had a bad day. Talks your ear off about how each concert show went even if you were there.

Louis- Not that into PDA kissing, but constantly touching you in some way; shoulders touching, playing footsies under a table, leg over your lap(like that one interview where he's sprawled over Liam and sorta (I think) Zayn), he'd want to be holding your hand 25/8. Would insist on you sitting in one of the wings on the side of the stage for all his shows so he can see you whenever he looks over.

Niall- Hugs all the time. When you're standing somewhere, or if he's introducing you to your friends, he's standing behind you with his arms wrapped around you in a hug with his chin resting on your head or shoulder. Picking you up so you can reach a higher shelf, or placing his hands on the back of your thighs or ass if you climb onto the counter to reach said higher shelf yourself. Dedicating the love songs to you at the beginning of every concert.

Zayn- LOVES when you sit on his lap or when he can sit on your lap. His hand would rub up and down you thigh whenever it could. Loves drawing or coloring with you. Dancing with you in the kitchen or living room at night while you're both in your pajamas. Taking pictures of you when he thinks you're not looking.

Liam- Loves drawing or coloring with you (ik I already put that for Zayn but they're both art guys). Would do so many of those couples TikTok/Instagram trends with you, most of them being his idea to do. He'd definitely send you videos of voice notes whenever you're not together. And if you couldn't make it to one of his shows he'd FaceTime you or make a vide and have his phone set up so you'd still be able to see the whole thing.

(all of them would also constantly pepper you with compliments)

Hope you enjoyed it!

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what would each of the boys do at a sleepover?

Liam: He'd surprise you with either a blanket fort or a blanket nest to sit in, and he'd have fairy lights hanging up(instead of the dreaded big light). You'd be playing Mario Kart(and winning) when he starts a pillow fight with you because he's jealous of your amazing Mario Kart-ing skills(you started winning solely because he fell off the map like 5 times, but who's counting?(You are, you're counting)) I fully believe that he'd drag you outside(if it's summer) for a water fight(he wins that one) Dragging his inner Leeroy out here- Liam would make you have a fashion show with him at some point during the night

Zayn(pretend that's yellow and not orange): He'd talk about how fun of a night he has planned; movies, board games, arts and crafts(including that one trend where you swap pictures every 10 minutes), etc. He'd probably win most the board games because you'd be to distracted by his beautiful face to strategize properly(guilty). You'd end up talking about just the most random things(When they say 2% milk I don't know what the other 98% is) He'd also fall asleep while leaning on you halfway through one of the movies

Niall: He'd have soooo many of your guy's favorite snacks on hand, like literally, you'd show up and his table would be FULL of snacks and drinks and everything. He'd get up at some point during a movie or show you'd be watching, and if you weren't paying attention while he was gone, he'd throw a bag of candy at you, only to flash you his adorable smile while resting his chin in his hands. I also feel like he'd be the type to start a spontaneous game of tag solely because he was bored. Also think that he'd claim he's not a huge cuddler(he loves cuddles, let's be honest), but you wake up to him cuddling you

Louis: I feel like he'd be more of a camping sleepover than an indoor sleepover kind guy. You'd drive out to a spot in the woods together while listening to all your favorite music on the radio and singing along. He'd be setting up the tent, refusing all your offers for you to help because he's "doing it the Tommo way" (the tent feel over like 10 minutes later.) More water fights, aka Louis squirting you with a water bottle while you re-set up the tent(must've been the rain(there's not a cloud in the sky)) Later into the night, you'd be sitting around a fire roasting marshmallows for s'mores, and he throw one at you while you're not looking at him, then claim is was the wind(must be done strong winds, amirite?) He wakes you up pretending to be a bear outside of the tent(he would probably actually scare the shit out of you but he doesn't need to know that since you realized it was him like 5 seconds later

Harry: This man plans the best sleepovers, alright. I'm talking HUUUUGE pillow fort, big enough to be considered a pillow castle, plushies, blankets, fairy lights(more big light hate) the works. Rents all your guys' favorite movies for you guys to binge, and after some of the movies he turns on a CD for you guys to dance around to(I fully believe that Harry likes vinyls over CDs, but my vinyl loving heart is just thinking about I the needle skips/scratches while you're dancing, and I think Harry would think the same(projecting) so bere(bear?) with me here) Harry, being the fashionista that he is, would also make you have a fashion show with him

A/n: So sorry this took so long, motivation was *not* on my side while I was working on this(it's been sitting unfinished in my drafts since January 23rd) Used a couple headcanons twice because I felt some of them fit with a couple of the boys. Hope you enjoy it!

@harrys-toothpaste / @fantastical-euphoria

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thoughts on harry as a schoolteacher?

I'll do for both!

Core classes:

Harry would be the best English teacher you ever had. His voice can be so soothing when he's reading anything out loud that it practically lulls you to sleep.

Louis would be a math teacher, but he'd be absolutely crap at it. Not because he'd be a bad teacher, but because he is just terrible at math (taking into account the roller coaster video where he said 36+6=38 because I think that's pretty funny). Any question he doesn't know how to help with he'd just tell you the answer.

Extracurriculars:

Harry would be an amazing music teacher. Teaching students how to play guitar and piano(I think he can play piano?). Not to mention he'd also pull a few strings to get some of his students favorite musicians to show up for a class

Louis is hands down the greatest P.E. teacher. He wouldn't join in with the students often, but whenever he would all of them would want to be in his team. The game he joins in on most often would be footie, and most the time he plays in goal so the other team has a fair shot.

Last but not least, there's a rumor going around school that the English and Maths teacher are dating 😉💚💙

Sorry it took me a minute! Got distracted last night and was doing school most of today, hope you like it!

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i can see louis and liam being co-gum teachers at this hypothetical school of ours. zayn would be the nerdy art teacher that all the girls would flirt with.

tbh i think they ALL would be excellent music teachers (i mean zayn is literally khaki’s music teacher HELLO)

so i wanna headcannon harry and niall as either nurses or doctors or people who work in the medical field because idk i trust them more than the others to do stuff like that :) and they would connect with their patients so well. like harry would be the head doctor and niall the assistant or something like that.

and here are some bonus pics :))

1000% yes

I can totally see Niall and/or Harry being the school nurse that kids would fake a headache or something just because they enjoy their company

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omg tell me why i see niall as a dentist

Dentist I'm not so sure, I feel like he wouldn't be a huge fan of dentistry (I hate the dentist, am 100% projecting that)

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im making this post for no reason but self indulgence but anyway these are my gender/sexuality headcanons for 1d: - harry: genderfluid (he/they/she/xe) demisexual demiromantic - louis: agender (they/them) quoiromantic asexual - niall: agender (he/him) akoiromantic gray-asexual - liam: demiboy (they/him) aceflux demiromantic - zayn: bigender (he/her) aroflux gray-asexual

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i love to think about how louis has handled all the #lilokiss press and questions and aftermath with liam and how obviously his attitude has changed from what it might’ve been a few years ago. because he knows how the scrutiny of the press and the fans over innocent jokes like this can affect him and his relationships. and Louis knows what the WORST thing that could happen is, because it happened! it happened to him and his best friendship at the time suffered from it big time, and to this day he still has to deal with it. you would think that would inform how he acts with liam in public now, and i think it has, but not in the way people were expecting. you could argue louis and liam are are close and public about it now as harry and louis were back in the day, and you would think louis would be cautious of that, of history maybe repeating itself. but i can imagine louis having a serious conversation with himself about this, and looking back, thinking of how they dealt with it, and making an active choice to just... not let it bother him anymore. of not letting any outside forces fuck with this friendship that means so much to him. and if they happen to TOUCH MOUTHS ON STAGE and liam happens to joke about how they do it behind closed doors, and if people happen to speculate about it a bit, then he’s going to let it be, because he’s learned that dwelling on that kind of stuff only makes things worse and his friendship with liam is too important for him to ruin it like that.

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what are your 1d elemental head canons? x

well i have a few ideas (and they change a lot as my understanding of things changes) but the one i like to stick to is the five elements which show up in a lot of ideologies! 

liam always always earth!!! hes grounded and strong but also supportive and sometimes stubborn 

harry feels like water to me like he's very go with the flow (lol) hes very active but also very calming so i like to think of harry's element as being water. wisdom is also associated with water and i believe harry is pretty wise.

niall is an air elemental if i ever saw one like that boy is care free and outgoing and just light and airy

i used to think that zayn was fire and louis was spirit but idk i feel a bit different now

as far as i understand it, spirit in the central force of the five elements that sort of binds everyone together and i think that zayn really works well for that. he's very perceptive and in tune with all of the others and idk what the boys would do without zayn. 

louis is v firey....... he's got the ability to bring warmth and encouragement and interesting things to the group but hes also a bit rash and impulsive and what not

ok.......... so i hope that was informative enough i guess? idk i could talk abt their powers and stuff if u wanted to hear abt it? but yeah cool