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Ok here's the request again! Can you do a TFLN where Harry and the missus met and began dating the week before Harry starts a tour and when they've been dating for only like 1 or 2 weeks Harry sends flowers to her home?

Harry. Missus.

Thank you!

What for?

The beautiful flowers you sent me this morning.

They’re very beautiful.

That’s a very artsy photo.

You should stick that on Instagram.

Tag me in it, too.

Would that be okay?

Of course! I want people to know that I’m with you.

Are you sure?

100% sure.

Okay.

Do you like them? Are they nice? They fit your house?

They’re perfect.

They smell divine, too.

Did you pick them yourself?

I went into the shop, yeah. Picked out the bouquet myself. I mean, I’ve only seen your house once. And that was in the dark, but, I thought they would fit nicely.

They’re gorgeous. Thank you.

Consider them as an ‘I miss you’.

I miss you, too.

How’s tour going?

It’s good. Missing you like crazy. It’s not fun waking up and realising I can’t come and see you. I woke up this morning, hoping to give you a call and pop over with a breakfast bap from Starbucks, but I realised I was in Glasgow and you were back in London.

I could have joined you on this leg.

I didn’t want take you from work.

I could have come for a week. Used my holiday days.

Nope. I want you to come and join me in Milan, through to Lisbon. We can make it a proper holiday, too. Sunbathe together and go out for dinners and then have the show and come back and sleep.

That sounds great.

I’ll let you go and do your stuff today. I’ve got some stuff to do myself. I’ll speak to you soon?

Speak later before the show. x

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More flowers?

You deserve all the flowers. 

I’m running out of space.

I can send you some outdoorsy ones?

And where will I put them? I have no garden, you idiot.

You can stick them in my garden. I gave you a key for emergencies. You can go and plant them in my garden, if you want?

Really?

Of course. We can be like an old married couple and garden together when I’m home.

You’re an idiot.

I love you. Thank you. x

You’re welcome, babe. x

I’ll keep some at home…

… and I’ll keep some in your house. x

That sounds like a great idea. x

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I'll be sarcastic till the day i die

*gets run over* Friend: oh my god are you okay? Me: I'm, fine just a twisted ankle F: nows not the time to be sarcastic M: you asked if I was fine my fucking leg is broken F: should I call the ambulance? M: no but you could make me some tea instead? 2 sugars.

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Ok I'm going to send my TFLN again! So can you do one about the missus is a very famous YouTuber and is at the Vidcon in Amsterdam that was Friday and over the weekend and is telling Harry about how fun she is having meeting her fans and talking at panels and how fun it is to hang out with all her YouTuber friends and also congratulating Harry on the success of SOTT and wishing that she was with him to celebrate?

I used a few of the Youtubers that I know of. I’m not really sure if any of them were there so, roll with it, haha. Also, I have no idea what happens at VidCon so I’m just going off of interpretation and imagination. x

Harry. Missus.

Cheers to our successes today!

Congratulations on a good single release, H! I’m so proud of you. I woke up a few hours before I needed to just so I could hear you on Radio 1 with Grim. It sounded really incredible.

Thank you, babe!

Congratulations on your first single meet and greet! I’m so proud of you. I saw loads of photos from today and people tweeted me with some selfies. You looked very beautiful.

Thank you!

Have you been busy today?

I was stuck in my office most of the morning to chat to some radio stations around the world and to do some phone interviews. I’ve just got back from the gym and I’m going to call into an Australian radio station and have a chat.

What about you?

I had a panel talk with Carrie and Tyler and some of the others through the morning when we arrived. We got through a a few questions and had a chat to some of them. And, then I popped out for lunch in that restaurant we went to together when we came here - I ordered your favourite so it felt like I was sharing your food. :)))

Then, I went back to the venue and ended the day with my talk, a little speech and my single meet and greet. Which was surprisingly very fun! I didn’t need to be nervous at all.

Ahh. That’s great!

What have you got planned for tomorrow?

I’m going to take a walk around the venue with all the fans, mingle with some of the Youtubers in their sections and greet some fans who couldn’t make it to the talk and meet and greet yesterday. 

Oh! 

They gifted me so many gorgeous things! I’ve got some new bath bombs to use at home, some new moisturisers for my face, and chocolates to eat. They brought candles for you, too. 

I knew we shouldn’t have done that shopping haul video together.

Ever since then, we’ve had candles and candle sets sent in to your PO Box. I think we need to store them all in the TWO empty bedrooms upstairs; there are so bloody many.

Light them when you have a bath. That’s very soothing and relaxing.

I don’t feel very soothed and relaxed because you’re not here.

Oh, stop it.

I’ll be home on Sunday and we can have a nice bath together with some new bath bombs I’ve been given. We can even eat some chocolate.

What time Sunday?

The plane is set to land at 4 in the afternoon. Heathrow Airport.

I’ll be there to pick you up.

No, you don’t have too. I was going to catch a lift back with an Uber or something.

I want to come and get you. I’ll take you out for a nice dinner and then we can come home and have a bath and sleep.

I’ll smell like airplane. And I won’t look very fancy.

So, we’ll eat in the airport McDonalds or something.

So romantic.

I’ll make it romantic.

Bring some candles and stick them on the table. I’ll even pick a rose and bring it along.

You’re a wanker.

I love you, too.

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Are you going to be free tonight?

I should be, yeah.

Why?

I want to Skype you so I can show you the stuff we been given today; there is a whole load of things. You’ll be so shocked. I had to take so many trips to and from the bus to bring everything up to my bedroom.

Also, I really want to see your face because I miss you so much.

I’ll be free around 8ish. Mum and Robin are up for the weekend to keep see Gemma and they want to take me out for dinner tonight.

Okay!

Make sure your alone. I may wait naked.

Cheeky. ;)

I’ll be naked as well. I promise. x

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I have a TFLN request for you, if you don't mind, where the missus gets horrible comments on her insecurities from fans and Anne texts Harry about it because the missus feels too embarrassed or something? Also, I love your content, keep up the marvellous work. X

Harry. Anne.

(YN)’s okay, right? And the baby? They’re both alright?

They’re fine, sweetheart. What makes you think they aren’t?

(YN)’s not answering her phone. She won’t respond to my messages. I worried that something happened to them. I know you were and are with her today so I was just checking in with you.

She’s fine, unless she’s hiding anything from me. I promise, H. She’s giving Persephone a quick bath and then we’re going to settle with some Chinese food and a few films. Gemma’s popping over since Michal’s away so we’re spending some time as the ladies.

I’m just worried, Mum.

She usually texts me when Persephone’s eating but I got nothing at all today… Not even a good morning text.

Harry, sweetheart. She’s a new mum. She’s probably just very exhausted and tired and she can’t comprehend anything.

Are you sure she’s not hiding anything?

Not that I know of.

If she seems different tonight, then, I’ll let you know, H. I promise you.

Okay.

Can you get her to call me too? I want to talk to her about coming home and taking a few months off work to stay with her and P. The baby’s only a few weeks and I should be there to help; not away for meetings.

Hey, this meeting in Los Angeles is understandable. We know. (YN) knows, as well. And Persephone will understand when she’s older.

I feel guilty. I missed her first smile, you know? Next thing you know, I’ll be missing her crawl.

Don’t be silly, sweetheart. You’ll be here for that, I know it.

You think?

Definitely. 

I’ll let you have fun tonight. Just, get her to call me before she goes to bed.

Of course I will.

Give my love to them both.

Of course.

I love you, too.

I love you too, sweetheart. Have fun today. x

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I think I know the reason.

What is it?

She hasn’t eaten anything at all tonight. She let me and Gem order a whole lot from the menu, saying she’ll pick at anything that’s there, but, she didn’t eat, Harry.

When she popped to the toilet, Gemma filled me in. People have been commenting on her weight now that she’s just had a baby. She was papped the other day, yeah?

Yeah, yeah. They took me to the airport and sat with me for a bit whilst I waited for the jet.

What are they saying?

I don’t know. I haven’t looked. And Gemma said it was too appalling to look at.

This is the last thing she needs.

She’s only just become more confident in herself. She got a little more depressed near the end of the pregnancy because she realised she was going to have stretch marks and scars but she only recently realised that it was all worth it because we had a beautiful baby as the result.

Mum… You don’t think… She’ll go into post partum?

Sweetheart, don’t think like that, okay? She’s been so happy and bonding with the baby so I don’t think it’s post partum. Me and Gem will talk to her, and, hopefully make her see that it’s completely normal for pregnant women to look full.

She isn’t, Mum.

She’s perfect.

Make sure she knows.

I do, Mum. I tell her every single day.

She’ll be okay, sweetheart. It’s not post partum.

She’s just afraid to tell you.

Why?

She doesn’t want you to see her in a different way.

I wouldn’t… Mum, I wouldn’t!

She’s going to give you a call now, okay?

I’m going to stay with Gem for the night and then come back tomorrow. I think you both need to talk about this and talk things through. x

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yeyyy!!! so could u do a tfln where harry and the missus have a big fight and decide to have a break? u are wonderful and i love ur writting so so much!!

Harry. Missus.

I’m sorry. x

Okay.

That doesn’t sound very forgiving, love. x

Who says I’m forgiving you?

I’m apologising. I’m sorry for what I said last night. But, you’re not exactly a sweetheart either, right now. What you said and did to me was hard to forgive you over. I’m bruised on my cheek, you know? But, I’m willing to forget what happened. x

I never said I was being a sweetheart.

Also, I spoke the truth.

You spoke nastily so you got a reality check. I never expected such horrible phrases and words to leave someone like you.

I was angry. You know I don’t mean anything I say when I’m angry. x

It’s like you’re forgetting what happened!

Don’t you remember saying how you were wasting time with me? How you didn’t feel a spark anymore? How I was dragging you away from what was one a ‘perfect life’? Don’t you remember saying anything like that? Have you had some kind of memory loss?

I mean, your slap was pretty hard.. x

This isn’t funny!

Stop making it humorous. 

I’m sorry. I am. For everything. Can we meet for breakfast this morning? x

You think this huge fight will be resolved with a greasy fry up and a coffee? I don’t think so.

No. I was hoping we could talk. x

I don’t want to see you anymore.

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What?

I. Don’t. Want. To. See. You. Anymore.

It’s not that hard to read, Harry.

You want to break-up?

I just want a break.

Why? I love you. I’m willing to forget everything and work forward with us. Please. Don’t break up with me. I’m sorry.

Harry, being with you is exhausting. It’s not you. It’s just an unfortunate time for us right now to start a relationship. You’re 20-years old. You about to go on a huge tour for months and I don’t want to stop you from having fun with the boys. Everywhere we go, we have to hide from the paparazzi or run from mobs of fans because there’s too many for you to handle on your own. We have to constantly work around a schedule and I don’t want that anymore. I want you to turn up on my doorstep unexpectedly. Not at 6 pm every night and then leave by 9 pm. We have to see each other and leave each other on a set time every time. I miss you and I want to be with you. I love you, for Christ sake. 

But, I can’t have a relationship like that.

What you spoke about last night and what you said… It really made me see what I needed to do.

I didn’t know you felt like that.

And, now you do, Harry.

We could work this out, love! Please. Please, don’t break up with me. I love you. Meet me for breakfast and we’ll talk about this. I’ll make more time for you.

Harry, please. 

I love you.

I’m so sorry.

Maybe our paths will meet again when the time is right. And we can start off from where we were before last night. 

I don’t want to start off again. I don’t want to wait for a better moment! I want us right now! I want to continue our relationship from right now. Forgetting all about the fight and this conversation.  I don’t want to break up with you.

Harry… I’m sorry.

I can’t do this anymore.

Please.

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(YN)?

(YN), please. Please, don’t do it like this…

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I’m not giving up on us. If a break is what you want then a break is what you’ll get. But, I’m not giving up. 

I love you. I won’t ever stop loving you. xx

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You should totally do a quick TFLN about harry jokingly texting the missus about having a baby after he's just been to seen Liam's!! But it's actually serious and they're considering trying for one!

Harry. Missus.

Baby Payne was so adorable. He’s the tiniest. I can’t believe Payno actually made something so… small.

He’s so tiny. He could have fit in my palm.

Like, seriously.

I could have slipped him into my pocket and brought him home for us.

Harry!

What?

That’s kidnap, you idiot. Even if he is one of your best friends. You can’t kidnap a baby, you moron.

I made sure to let them know we were up for babysitting if they ever needed a night off. I made sure to also tell him to book nights out when I was in London so I could look after him, too.

Liam kind of clocked on that I wanted to steal him… So, we compromised a little.

Compromised… A little?

Liam promised we could spend the afternoon with them, as a double date, with the baby there too, if I didn’t steal the baby from them today. 

Harry…

I want a baby.

I just really want a baby.

I really want a baby, love.

I’m feeling very broody and in the mood for baby-making this weekend. We’ve been married for almost a year and it’s time we took the next step.

Up for trying again tonight?

Harry, I’m not ovulating.

So?

We don’t need to be ovulating to make a baby.

Come on…

We’ll see when you get home, okay?

What time are you due to arrive?

I’m on my way to the tube now to meet Grimmy for a beer. And then, I’ll be home. A couple of hours, maybe?

Okay.

I’ll dig out some sexy lingerie for you. xx

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Tfln, they're at a dinner w H family and he's feeling a little turned on by what the missus is wearing.. xxxx

Harry. Missus.

I can see down your dress when you sit like that.

Don’t look down there, you pervert.

You’re my girlfriend, therefore, your boobs are mine.

I am not a possession. And neither are my boobs.

You didn’t say that the other day when I spunked on them.

You’re disgusting.

You weren’t saying that either.

I hate you.

You definitely were NOT saying that either.

You suck.

No, you do. Sucked my cock reeeeaal nice before we left tonight.

Shut up!

Think I’m getting a little turned on again.

We’re not sneaking away, if that’s what you’re suggesting.

Me and your mum are going to discuss baby you when she comes back.

No.

Meet me in the bathroom in 5, please?

No.

Be patient and wait till we get home.

Seeing down your dress and remembering that I spunked on those pretty tits a few days ago is making a hard-on appear in my pants. Please.

No!

If you be a good boy, I’ll do more than a blowie when we get home.

Like what?

That’s for me to know. And for you to find out. 

You suck.

I may just do a bit of sucking. ;))

I’m going to cum in my pants. Stop.

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You look so hot, by the way.

Hotter than that fire in the back room.

Shut up and drink your drink. I can see you playing with the straw.

Why are you sat all the way down that end anyway? I miss you. Can’t play footsie with you all he way over there.

I wanted to sit with the ladies tonight. Amy wanted me to sit with her. You can do without me for a few hours. Talk to Mike.

I really can’t.

There’s only so much footie talk I can use before conversation dies. 

Just try, Peaches. They asked us to come to this dinner.

I know. I’m trying.

You’ll find something to click over, yeah? Talk about your Another Man shoot or your solo stuff coming up. They’ll like hearing about that, yeah?

I suppose.

I do love hearing about Archie. 

Uncle Harry… You cutie.

Not cute when you remember I cock-slapped you earlier tonight.

And that’s ruined.

Please.

Bathroom in 5?

How are you going to get there without showing your hard-on?

I’ll spill beer on my crotch “accidentally” and then you come with me to the car because I’ll “have a spare in my car from a meeting the other day” and we can have a quickie in the car.

Yeah?

Not the bathroom?

The car seems better.

Fine.

I’ll go first then a 5 minutes later, you come out to see where I am.

Thought this through, huh?

I have, yeah. 

Always wanted to have a quickie during dinner. xx

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Maybe a part two to that last tfln? Like one where he's still away and she won't answer him again and Anne says that maybe he should come back? Xx

A small, tiny addition to TFLN #278. x

Harry. Anne.

Mum, she didn’t ring me.

She didn’t? 

She told me she would as soon as I left with Gemma.

Mum, seriously.

She isn’t answering her phone. She’d read my messages but she won’t reply to them. I know her phone is on, Mum. I’m really worried about her.

Okay. Okay, alright.

Me and Gemma will pop back and see to her and I think we’ll stay with her and take Persephone off her hands for the night so she gets some sleep. We did speak to her about everything that was said online and she said she was feeling fine and she wasn’t too bothered by it. She just couldn’t believe people were being so cruel.

Mum… I’m really worried about her.

Do you think maybe you should come home?

I was just about to call Jeff and cancel the last meeting I have for this week. He’ll understand. I did say I may not be able to stay out as long as he needed me.

Maybe it would be for the best, sweetheart. I know you want to finalise everything with the other single of yours but your wife is a bit more important, don’t you think?

She insisted I came out because it gave her time to bond with the baby some more. She said she was going to be fine for this week.

I feel like the crappiest husband, Mum. I shouldn’t have left her.

Don’t feel like that, Harry. None of us knew what was going to happen.

I’ll be home by tomorrow night. Can you stay with her until then?

Of course I can.

Please, tell her I’m on my way home. 

And tell her that I love her and I’ll call her as soon as I land. x

Of course I will. Have a safe flight home and don’t get into any trouble. Gemma will be there to pick you up as soon as you arrive. x