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If You Said I Do I Would Too

Eddie starts telling people Buck’s his husband to get out of annoying flirting situations on calls.

Buck starts to like it a little too much.

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Mr. and Mr. Diaz

“Eddie? What’s wrong? There’s no way I missed something, look, we went over everything thrice—” Oh, god, Buck has retrieved his clipboard from wherever in Eddie’s house he’d stashed it last time. He’s waving it around as he speaks. “Information about my spouse,” Eddie says blankly. Buck looks confused. He flips through the pages on his clipboard. “No, look, we definitely-” “Not Shannon,” Eddie interrupts. “My current spouse.” Buck, understandably, looks even more confused. Then he seems to actually comprehend what Eddie is saying, and he shoots him a devastated look. “You’re- you’re married? When? To whom?” “I… I didn’t know I was married. I don’t. I don’t think I am? But they seem to think I am. And they think…” Eddie pauses. Wets his lips. “I think… I think they think I’m married to you.”

Buck and Eddie get married the night of Chimney's bachelor party. Buck and Eddie do not know they got married the night of Chimney's birthday party. At least, they don't until months later, when Chris' new school asks Eddie for documentation of his spouse: one Mr. Buck Diaz.

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50 Cheeky Texts

Bucklecup: I really like your moustache. it’s very girthy. really solid.

Eddito: girthy?????????????

Eddito: did you just text me at 7pm on a wednesday evening to tell me my moustache is GIRTHY????

Bucklecup: honestly, i’m kinda surprised you haven’t blocked me yet, eds

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Buck gets drunk-dared to send Eddie one cheeky text every day for 50 days. Eddie loses his mind. TW for the cringiest pickup lines in existence.

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i like you so much (it’s kinda gross)

Buck Buckley (@firefighterbuck): @eddiediaz I’ll never be able to tug your hair now, huh?

Eddie Diaz (@eddiediaz): @firefighterbuck It’s against the rules, anyway. You don’t look like a fighter, though. What situation would we be in that would make you want to tug my hair?

(Or: Eddie is an MMA fighter and Buck thirsts on twitter.)

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you’re my whole house

Eddie shrugs. “Christopher mentioned to Daniel that Buck and I are partners. I mean, sure, it’s a little weird that she invited him over as well, but—”

“Partners,” Hen interrupts, “like work partners?”

Eddie and Buck glance at each other. “Uh, yeah?” Eddie says. “What other type of partner?”

Hen stares at them for a moment, before she bursts out laughing. “You dumbasses. She thinks you’re together.”

or, Eddie joins the PTA.

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fire on fire

"You’re sleeping with him.”

“I’m not—” Eddie rolls his eyes and corrects himself halfway through. “I’m not sleeping with him like that, okay?”

Sophia looks at him for a long moment as her gaze turns from teasing to thoughtful.

“But you want to be. Right?”

[Or: Buck and Eddie get in the habit of sharing a bed while living together during quarantine. It's platonic until it isn't.]

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Stick With You

Eddie licked his dry lips as he reached for his radio, trying to keep his movements slow and delicate to prevent any more damage to himself or Buck. “Diaz to Captain Nash.”

“Go for Nash,” came Bobby’s quick reply. “You two okay? Where are you?”

“We’re in a bit of a sticky situation here…”

“We’re a shish kabob, Cap!” Buck chimed in.

Eddie rolled his eyes.

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i’d spend a lifetime giving you my heart

“Well,” Buck says. “I’ve had worst first dates.”

The man looks unimpressed. “We fell fifty feet, got trapped beneath a building, your legs are pinned, and you’re telling me you’ve had worse?”

Buck thinks about this. “Well, Veronica liked the Red Sox.”

or, there’s an earthquake. Buck and Eddie meet trapped together.

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