Swing and a Miss by deadonarrival
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“Hey so … I have some mixed news,” Steve says.
“Uh oh,” Eddie says, “are they changing your position, are you gonna be a — like a third base catcher man?”
Steve laughs and shakes his head, “no, nothing that bad - I found out more about the whole like, bringing a person along thing.”
“Oh cool,” Eddie says, sliding down on the couch next to him, “do I get like a fancy VIP pass?”
“You do,” Steve says, “there’s just one catch.”
“Okay?” Eddie asks, tilting his head and reaching for the tv remote.
“Apparently they usually reserve the box for the wives and girlfriends … so either you’re gonna have to be my boyfriend or you’re going to have to sit in the stands with the fans.”
Eddie makes a noise that must register to Steve as alarmed or upset because he rushes to finish.
“It’s not that bad, you just need to like, pretend to be my boyfriend so you can sit with the other WAGs and like, then you can be in the box and have all you can drink alcohol and snacks.”
“Did you agree to this!?” Eddie asks.
“If I say yes, how mad are you going to be?” Steve asks.
(omg ya'll. i feel like this has been slept on. it's got everything you want. pining, jealousy, oblivious, cocky!steve. unf. so good.)