Imagine Thorin getting jealous after learning you like someone but doesn't know it's him
Fili and Kili: *talking about a lass that Fili has his eye on*
Kili: what about you, do you have anyone you like?
You: yes, I do
Thorin: *internally furious and huffy*
Fili: tell us about them!
You: well he's competent, reliable, trustworthy, hardworking, strong, handsome, he's got pretty eyes, and a brilliant smile.
Thorin: *plotting murder*
Kili: well does he have any qualities that you don't like.
You: naturally, he's a big idiot with no sense of direction, he's rude and grumpy, I doubt he notices me most of the time, he's slow to trust, he's oblivious, and he has big forehead.
Bilbo: *totally knows you like Thorin because you've told him and is trying not to laugh his ass off*
Thorin: he doesn't sound like he's worth your time.
Balin: *has figured it out and elbows Thorin* when he realizes you want him I'm sure he'll snap into a man worthy of your love.
