#2am conversations

[stargazerdaisy]

I just remembered that I got woken up at 2:00am, by my husband singing in his sleep.  It took me a moment to realize what was going on, and once I did, I mostly just wanted to laugh.  But it was 2:00am, so I just gently nudged his shoulder and said, "Babe, 2am is not the time to be singing."  He didn't flinch, crack an eye open, or react in any discernible way.  But he stopped singing.  And now I'm giggling remembering it. 

[5-minutes-2-midnight]

Feminists when they heard they could be drafted:

Feminist: We want equality!

Government: Really??

F: Yes.

Gov: Are you sure?

F: Of course!

Gov: ....

Gov: Okay! 

F: NO WAIT! THAT’S NOT WHAT WE MEANT!

[readingonpluto]

2 a.m. Conversations

Parent: Stop reading and go to bed.

Me: *grumbles but shuts the book and turns off light*

Parent: *walks away, feeling way to proud of themselves*

Me: *turns on small reading lamp, and continues reading*

[babaengmadaldal]

@stellaxsol : Bakit ba kasi hindi na lang tayo crush ng crush natin?

Me: Kasi ang perfect ng world kapag nagustuhan nila tayo.

Stella: Perfect. Weird na such a word exists when in reality, its meaning don’t; won’t.

[katestics-blog]

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[maryoutside]

Dialogue of the day #2

Me: Let's change the subject, cause this one makes me sad...

My Friend: Sure, no worries. So... I'm hungry

[nayborhoodhugdealer]

[crunchyvoid]

i feel like everyone that’s in sephora uses the best products like crayola