#2birds1buck

[comicsguy]

disaster mans is trans

[2birds1buck]

i am pioneering this ship! (samclintbucky) here's some date night headcanons:

i present: samclintbucky date night where they try to go to a bar or club

but they need to go somewhere so bucky can dance

and that caters to sams refined alc tastes

while also selling the cheap low alc content beer clint exclusively drinks

and also not being crowded enough to stress bucky out or too loud for clint's hearing aids

also bucky is a basic white girl at heart and exclusively drinks sugary fruity syrupy sweet drinks

clint and sam have to take turns dancing w him cus bucky is still learning modern style club dancing

and if clint goes too long on the floor he starts dad dancing but if they leave him at the bar unattended he gets into fights

bucky will refuse to STOP dancing once he’s started tho, so sam and clint have to like take shifts

and sam gets bored/lazy after ten minutes of dancing he’ll just be bumping and grinding w super low effort

so they end up doing a weird bar-crawl club-hopping situation except one of them is always unhappy w the drinks or music or layout of the place so they’re changing locations almost every half hour

they can’t even do shots bc that’s never enough for bucky to feel but if clint touches hard alcohol he goes into a my-father-was-an-abusive-alcoholic spiral and sam just wants to listen to good music w a good whiskey and his boys

but he can’t bc not only is he stressing abt his bfs, he’s also worrying abt safety and exposure and budgeting and not getting sick or anything

its lighthearted tho like its chaos but its their chaos

and bucky def has to teach sam how to formally dance cus sam only knows the like normal funky fresh dancing he learned growing up/through media

whereas clint Knows how to Dance cus he was in the circus he just Chooses to b ridiculous. he feigns oblivious so that bucky will also give him lessons, but this is ultimately exposed by nat on a mission

[comicsguy]

quick doodle (by kobik)

[comicsguy]

ok so im reading the falcon & winter soldier comic for the fourth time and,,, i STILL dont understand why bucky keeps talking about clint? like yes i love the mentions but like,,, what does this meannnnnn?

like theyre talking about sam’s gf’s reaction to meeting alpine

and then BAM

immediately brings up clint for some reason?

and then in the next issue we get this

as they’re going to interrogate a villain and like,,, i wasnt even aware bucky was spending that much time with clint?

and then there’s this exchange:

which makes me think the hawkeye references were freefall promo or smthn?

but the earlier instances were so personal? and i realise its almost definitely to tie in with freefall better because these were released around the same time but,,, tin hat is on my head and im grateful for the breadcrumb winterhawk/winterbirds moments :>