When you start bullying your 2D crushes you realize you have achieved the supreme haki, the bankai of the wife status.
Poor babes.
seen from Morocco

seen from Malaysia

seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Argentina
seen from Uruguay

seen from T1
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
When you start bullying your 2D crushes you realize you have achieved the supreme haki, the bankai of the wife status.
Poor babes.
ASKDJIFO—USHIJIMA WHO? MY BRAIN IS FULL WITH MIYA TWINS TONIGHT!
Look at them, sharing earpods together 😭 AAAA THEY'RE SO PRECIOUS! AND LOOK AT ATSUMU'S PUPPIES STICKERS ON HIS PHONE 😭❤️
I am blessed with this masterpiece. Thank you, Haikyuu. Thank you Furudate-sensei!!!!
...i get a glimpse of Atsumu's blurry ass yesssss
Solace (Jumin x MC Smut)
Sooooo this is a repost of an old ficlet that was removed because of the gifs I included in it for extra spice. I kept all the spice in links so I hope this doesn’t get removed like last time T_T 💜
Masterlist
This was part of a role-play by me as Jumin, @jylcie @jylcie-art as MC and @camilastuf as the supporting MC.
Warning : links include spicy/smutty GIFS. They are included for more mise en scène.
Jumin: Where have you been all night, kitten? Answer carefully.
MC: I'm sorry, I was so tired I couldn't greet you when you came from work. Really, I was asleep.
Jumin: That doesn’t sound so convincing love. I have been here waiting for you all night, and you’ve just come through the door... Are you trying to tell me that I’m drunk? Is that it? GIF
Jumin: - stands up and steps behind her, caressing her chest, squeezing one of her breasts - You are too sleepy to greet me? - he whispers in her ear. She can smell the smell of wine wafting from him, mixing with his natural scent and fading cologne - You wish not to see me... is that it, love?
MC: gasps at the sudden but not unwelcome touch, and shivers involuntarily you know that's not true, love... GIF
Jumin : His hand travels down her chest, trailing over her stomach and dipping into the curves he desired. She can feel the heat of his skin through the silky fabric of her nightgown. I’m afraid I don’t believe a word you’re saying, my dear. I have to confirm it myself now. Don’t I? He presses his hand against her core. His fingers grazing over her panties, so tantalizing yet drunkenly aggressive. It was unlike his usual gentle touch yet he still did not hurt her. His breath was ragged and his growing erection pressing against her back.
MC: Feels her heart drum wildly in her chest and her knees start to lose their balance as his fingers find her most sensitive spot, the smell of wine in his breath and the warmth of his body almost intoxicating her J-Jumin...
Jumin : She can’t keep track of his actions. She found herself spun around, back pressed against the wall. He almost had her entirely undressed and she couldn’t even think of how he was able to unravel her so quickly. You utter my name with such need yet you fall asleep without waiting for me. Have you no shame, darling? I’m offended. He starts licking and sucking on her neck, drunk on the smell and taste of her skin. He drank her like she were his favorite wine and his only sustenance. He kissed her and nipped at her neck in lazy strokes with yet, an odd sense of urgency. GIF
MC: lets out a ragged gasp as she felt his tongue on her skinI'm sorry, love...how do I make it up to you? GIF
Jumin: chuckles You’re so sweet darling. You think you can make up for what you’ve done? mischief in his voice, laced with desire, his fingers find their way through her soaked panties You can’t. You reap what you sow, kitten.
MC: instantly loses her balance as his hands finally touches her core, she finds her hands grasping for balance on his arms as she lets out a small whimper
Jumin: As she wraps her hand around his neck, he pushes his fingers deep inside of her Are you trying to get me to forgive you, my love? I couldn’t hear you. One. Two. Three fingers inside of her, making her cry out Louder my love... Not loud enough yet.
MC : she grabs onto him for dear life, her body reacting to his touch and the way he stretched her caused her to cry out f-forgive me... She manages to say through her whimpers
Jumin: Not a chance my love. Not until you’ve lost your voice and you can’t even move your limbs. He pulls his fingers out of her and she moans from the loss of that sweet sensation filling her up. Although he’s drunk, he carries her in a swift movement and throws her on the bed, his eyes glazing over her body like she was the most delicious thing he’s ever seen. The gleam in his eyes was dangerous and with it alone, she knew she was done for. He had her exactly where he wanted. Do you fear me, dearest love of mine?
MC: she shivers with anticipation as she becomes aware of his eyes watching her. She bites her lower lip and shakes her head no...I trust you.
Jumin : he chuckles, an evil smirk appearing on his face as he runs his tongue over his upper lip You shouldn’t, kitten. he flips her around and smacks her behind. He didn’t hit her that hard but he knew just how to make it sharp, inflicting a stinging pain that stimulated her nerves. It was oddly pleasurable in its own way and he knew it was one of her guilty pleasures. GIF
MC: she felt her heart skip a beat as she saw that familiar glint in his eyes. She yelped slightly when he flipped her over and whimpered at the sharp pain, arching her back slightly at the sudden onslaught of sensations from that one slap
GIF Jumin: She can hear the metal of his belt as he unbuckled it. He was undressing himself and he wouldn’t let her enjoy the show. She wouldn’t dare turn her head to look at him. She trembled, feeling his presence looming over her. In one brief moment, his naked body was pressed against hers, claiming her, planting wet kisses all across her back and her shoulders Do you really love me, kitten? Do you wish to always be mine? He whispered against her ear and she trembled even harder underneath him. Tell me... I need to know. She could feel him thrusting his hips against her backside, rubbing himself on her back, his need was fueling hers. She knew he was covering all her back with marks, reminding her who she truly belonged to.
GIF
MC: she closed her eyes and reached one of her hands behind her to run her fingers through his hair I love you. I love you. I am yours, and always will be. GIF
Jumin: entranced by her words and her taste, Jumin's senses were heightened, so fierce with his touch, yet she felt a vulnerable yearning coming from him. He ached for the validation and reassurance that were her words and the moment she said them, he snapped and flipped her on her back. Assaulting her chest and her neck and finally, capturing her lips in a silent plea for more of her love. He spoke to her without words and she knew he was telling her in his own drunken ministrations, that he couldn't live without her. GIF
Jumin: He kissed her fervently, letting her mind go wild. She wasn't aware of anything but his presence, his body pressed against her and his heart beating so hard, she could feel small vibrations echoing on her chest. I love you... I need you... My love, please... He captured her lips once again and sucked on the bottom one, inflicting a slight ache. He growled in his chest so loud, sounding like a vicious feline ready to attack his prey. Her lover's ferocity earned him a smile, and in that moment, everything became undone for him... yet so complete.
I’ve been going through a pretty bad block lately but wanted to share this with you ^_^ May Jumin continue to poke hearts 💜
True story. (Seriously though, be careful with trigger foods guys)
The feeling when you dragged your relatives into your unhealthy fandom fetish...
Just to be clear, I’m a Chinese & I’m English educated...
So this girl who PMed me is my same surname cousin, which means it’s from my father side & I don’t read Chinese...
And of course I need to Google what she wrote & OMFG I never felt so happy in my life, someone is complimenting my 2D husbandos~~~!!!
So yeah, I decided to drag her along with our fandom & hopefully she’s going to be a part of us soon...
me: step 1 - stop adding more bois into my 2D bf's list
dabi: hey-
me: failed step one
So I’m going to start writing SLBP Fan Fiction....
With the holidays about to be over and the fact that I now will only be working part time, I have decided that simply reading about my favorite 2D husbands is not enough. I must write about them too. I will be posting at least one chapter or short story a day starting tomorrow. If at all anyone has any requests do let me know. I will not judge anyone and will write just about anything about any of the SLBP characters.
I need more dating sims/otomes in my life.
Gimme suggestions?