#2ha shitpost

[meltedmush]

[yumemiruuuu]

the other day when I was heading home, I looked over and saw that the lady sitting next to me on the public transit was READING ABOUT THE IMMORTALITY DRAMA??!!! I swear I did 10 double-takes because I was so much in shock.

[chaos-of-the-abyss]

Look if you replace “eating” with “completely destroying the lives of”, it’s Hua Binan

[meltedmush]

Another art dump! Except it’s 2ha with a scene redraw from chapter 9!

[yumemiruuuu]

Every so often, I think about @forwantofacalling ‘s post about Mo Ran rizzing Chu Wanning up,

and it honestly inspired me so much to make something similar. So here,

Chu Wanning’s internal panic as Mo Ran seemingly manifests himself in front of him.

[yumemiruuuu]

(rat shows up in kitchen)

Mo Ran: Omg it’s Ratatouille!

Xue Meng: His name is Remy, you dumbass!!

[chaos-of-the-abyss]

Shi Mei is a Scorpio 😂😂😂

[chaos-of-the-abyss]

anonymous: This is SUCH a random question but what do you think of the "I love you" alignment chart and the "I'd die for you" alignment chart for MR (mzs and txn) CWN XM SM HBN RJ YWX?

Anon.

Anon.

I don’t know who you are but bless you, this is the best question ever. I wish I could edit an actual alignment chart but I’m too lazy so I’ll just answer in text format.

“I LOVE YOU”

Mo Zongshi, to anyone who isn’t Chu Wanning: “Thanks” (sincere). If you’re Chu Wanning he’d swoon. On the other hand, Taxian-Jun, to anyone who isn’t Chu Wanning: “A horrible decision, really.” If you’re Chu Wanning, he’d cry. (Bonus: 1.0 would be “Who doesn’t?”)

Chu Wanning... “Why”

Xue Meng is definitely *laughs nervously*, I think

Shi Mei is “Thanks”, but, like, less sincere than Mo Zongshi. He’d probably be looking at you like “and your point is”

Hua Binan: “If only there was someone out there who loved you”

Uhhhhhh Rong Jiu’s genuine reaction would be pretty similar to Shi Mei I think, so “thanks.” 

Ye Wangxi would also be “thanks”. Sincerely.  

“I’D DIE FOR YOU”

Mo Zongshi would probably say “please don’t”, or if you’re someone he cares about, “I’d die for your first”. Taxian-Jun... “you will,” probably, courtesy of the curse. He doesn’t mean it though; without the curse he’d be the same as Mo Zongshi, just rougher about it

Chu Wanning would just stare, but internally “please don’t”. He’s a soft baby that way

Mengmeng would be flustered, I think, but the general gist would be “please don’t”. Also a soft baby

Shi Mei... lmao Shi Mei maintaining his sweet guy façade would smile and say “I’d die for you first”. His genuine reaction is “cool” (apathetic)

Hua Binan. “Then perish.” Or “you will”. “That can be arranged, I’ve done it before.”

Rong Jiu? Probably also “cool” (apathetic)

Ye Wangxi would be “I’d die for your first”, I think.