Jul 15
i’m so tired
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i’m so tired
First shift conversations are always so boring. They're always like "oh how's your wife/husband? How are your kids? Any plans for the weekend? Oh yeah, I'm just living the dream!"
Meanwhile my 3rd shift coworkers and I just had a detailed discussion about what our mental illnesses would taste like as candy if our brains were piñatas.
Sometimes you know you are healing because you wake up every afternoon refreshed and ready for the night. Other times you know you are healing because you put the extra three servings of pizza bites back in the bag instead of cooking & eating them.
if anyone has any tips on working a night shift that would be cool
Coffee ☕️
I work 3rd shift and one of my favorite things about 3rd is that when you talk about something that happened at work it's always better when you add what time it happened.
Example:
Without time: The creepy maintenance guy was staring at me for too long then asked about my Tool shirt.
With time: At 3:30 am the creepy maintenance guy was staring at me for too long then asked about my Tool shirt.
everybody just hold up a sec while I hit this pen nonstop for thirty minutes and get super high at work since everything’s done it’s going to be great
Be me. Work 3rd shift. Lay down to sleep at 11 30am. Peacefully watch kitty snore by open window on a nice day. Drift off.
DIE OF HEART ATTACK FROM NEIGHBOR STARTING HIS LAWNMOWER BC A FUCKER CANNOT GO ONE DAY WITHOUT MOWING HIS LAWN!!