I guess I'm just gonna be some weird little guy

Hey there! I'm just a nerd in their 30s who blogs about a lot of stuff- mostly dimension 20 these days! She/They 💖

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[evardstentacles]

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[silky-selkie]

Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

[dozydawn]

[magnetic-deflection]

new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street

[manyblinkinglights]

#bunch of butches leashed to the bike rack outside waiting

[kingcatnine]

were gonna be best friends forever you stupid son of a bitch

[titsay]

orange

[laqueus]

oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[arastir]

Karlach 🔥

Decided to jump on this GTA 6 trend and draw Baldur’s Gate’s best girl

[depsidase]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Embarrassing fact about me is that it took me so so long to be able to tell Ross Bryant and Grant O'Brien apart. I'm sorry guys you're both tall white dudes with similar-sounding names and very very similar voices. I would just wait for the first sex joke or Shakespeare reference.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I feel better now because everyone in the notes is like "yeah same".

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every day I receive further vindication

[j0urn3y]

I thought I was the only one

[mostcodesareciphers]

stop tagging your heated rivalry bullshit with “game changer” im tryna look at gifsets of anna garcia beating up demi adejuyigbe while josh rueben fucks a sam reich mannequin in a baby carrier.

[dwayne-thespock-johnson]

I haven't renewed my subscription what the fuck could I have possible missed

[sofieleewannabe]

Some of my favorite things my Gen z doctor has said to me:

- "so your (insert blood test here) came back negative-shocking!- so here are our options for next steps..."

- "hi friend!!!" (Said at the beginning of every single appointment)

- "no listen it's the year 2026- we all should be on board with the fact that BMI is bullshit"

- "you're one of my favorite patients- I'm always happy to yap with you"

- *moving my leg around to test how hypermobile my knee joint is* "... And that DOESN'T hurt???" *I shake my head no* "... JEEZ girl your lateral laxity is INSANE"