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I fell from the light, talk or should I fight, monster genocide, this my undertale

Joe, passing his phone to Sanford: I'm passing the phone to someone, who, if I had to choose between hanging out with him and having my organs removed one by one, I’d choose the organs.

Sanford, passing the phone back to Joe: I'm passing the phone to my best friend!

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Joe: Discipline is an incredibly important part of a child's development. When I was a kid, if I did anything childlike - yell, run around, just generally have a zest for life - I would be put in time out. And I would have to reckon with the fact that I had committed a failure of character. And that is how I became the well-adjusted adult that stands before you today.

Del, horrified: That explains so much.

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Joe: It doesn’t have a bone.

Sanford: Then why is it called a boner?

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Sanford: Holy shit, did this really happen?

Joe: No, you moron.

Sanford: I'm not Mormon, you fuck.

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